Urban Dictionary: Definitions by tirtle

shit advice

What Donald Trump gets from his advisors.

``Hey boss, I got some shit advice for you, don't let nobody in the country.''

shit advice by tirtle January 31, 2017

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The only possible destination for Major League Baseball steroid cheaters.

If Barry Bonds becomes an actor he might make the Hallmark Hall of Fame.

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What Trump would like to do with Urban Dictionary

Trump to Conway: ``We need to start curbing Urban before they get me impeached.''

curbing Urban by tirtle January 30, 2017

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What Donald Trump drinks to keep his complexion orange.

``Hey, Melania, bring me over some more that Orangeaid will ya''

orangeaid by tirtle January 26, 2017

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The new address of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

``I was talking a walk down Tweet Street when I bumped into President Trump.''

Tweet Street by tirtle January 25, 2017

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The first lady of the United States and her, uh, husband.

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Donald Trumps's characterization of all people from the Far East

``I just spoke with chairman Chong Cha La Rong or whatever his name is and he will pay for our trade agreement.''

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