70 definitions by tirtle

Earl change

Ignorant, but popular Brooklyn dialect for an oil change

Mechanic at a gas station: ``Hey, did youse know youse is overdue for an earl change?''

by tirtle July 31, 2018

Aren't you the Charlie Rose type with the junk out and the TV turned to PBS.

by tirtle November 24, 2017

A vintage low guinea response when you don't like what someone has said to you.

John ``Hey, Ann Marie, eat some more so you look even fatter''
Ann Marie: ``Yer ass!''

by tirtle June 12, 2018

The term applies to the truncated presidency of Donald J. Trump, which will end far short of its four year term.

Donald Trump's presidency was trumpcated when he refused to let Melania's mother into the country.

by tirtle February 7, 2017

A communication that includes all manners of personal and professional information regardless of who reads it.

I was fired from work because I sent too many hillaremails.

by tirtle October 30, 2016

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle May 31, 2018

Donald Trump's characterization of news from any organization other than Fox News.

New York Times: Trump will have a hair transplant Tuesday.
Trump: ``Illegal leaks, fake news!''

by tirtle February 15, 2017