tirtle's definitions

trumpeed

A wild stream of urine spreading across the land from Washington, D.C. that started January 20, 2017

Run for your lives, the trumpeed is rising!

by tirtle January 12, 2017

Hillaremails

A communication that includes all manners of personal and professional information regardless of who reads it.

I was fired from work because I sent too many hillaremails.

by tirtle October 30, 2016

Bifartisian

Willing to work with the pungent odor produced by all political parties.

The bill to maintain noxious fumes from the old farts in congress received bifartisian support.

by tirtle October 20, 2022

Sim Sa La Bim

Osama Bin Laden's lesser known brother who does magic tricks

Now trying to enter the country, Sim Sa La Bim

by tirtle March 8, 2017

chong cha la rong

Donald Trumps's characterization of all people from the Far East

``I just spoke with chairman Chong Cha La Rong or whatever his name is and he will pay for our trade agreement.''

by tirtle January 13, 2017

Fagumater

The early Italian all-encompassing expression roughly translated to ``fuck you and your mother!'' Still said by low end and faux Italians mostly in the northeast part of the United States.

Buffo: Hey Ricco, move you goddam car already I gotta go get bread.

Ricco: Hey go fagumater!

by tirtle June 26, 2018

Old Guinea

An area in Eastern Long Island densely populated with old world Italians.

``Hey, Vito, you want to go with me to visit grandpa in Old Guinea?''

by tirtle January 9, 2017