Turdification

When you are so caught up in your own shit you fail to see anyone else's coming.

Assholeitis is a warning sign that you are headed for full-blown turdification

by tirtle June 12, 2018

Fagumater

The early Italian all-encompassing expression roughly translated to ``fuck you and your mother!'' Still said by low end and faux Italians mostly in the northeast part of the United States.

Buffo: Hey Ricco, move you goddam car already I gotta go get bread.

Ricco: Hey go fagumater!

by tirtle June 26, 2018

Fuck of shit

The absolute worst thing you can call someone. Lower than whale shit, worse than the sweat of your balls. A lowlife who thinks they are king shit.

Look at that old ginzo. He thinks he's the real fuck of shit.

by tirtle April 20, 2017

Fuck of shit

A general know-it-all on every useless subject.

Here comes that Gavone, he's a real fuck of shit.

by tirtle June 25, 2018

shit advice

What Donald Trump gets from his advisors.

``Hey boss, I got some shit advice for you, don't let nobody in the country.''

by tirtle January 31, 2017

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 09, 2018

urban dichotomy

The unexplainable circumstance when, for no apparent reason, the urban dictionary accepts this word while rejecting really good ones.

I find this site to have an urban dichotomy

by tirtle November 24, 2017