Fuck of shit

The absolute worst thing you can call someone. Lower than whale shit, worse than the sweat of your balls. A lowlife who thinks they are king shit.
Look at that old ginzo. He thinks he's the real fuck of shit.
by tirtle April 20, 2017
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Fuck of shit

A general know-it-all on every useless subject.
Here comes that Gavone, he's a real fuck of shit.
by tirtle June 25, 2018
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urban dichotomy

The unexplainable circumstance when, for no apparent reason, the urban dictionary accepts this word while rejecting really good ones.
I find this site to have an urban dichotomy
by tirtle November 24, 2017
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Manana Trump

The heretofore unknown daughter of Donald Trump born of a Mexican immigrant.
When asked about Manana Trump, the President said, `We'll talk about that tomorrow.''
by tirtle January 31, 2017
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Hillaremails

A communication that includes all manners of personal and professional information regardless of who reads it.
I was fired from work because I sent too many hillaremails.
by tirtle October 30, 2016
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Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.
Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''
by tirtle May 31, 2018
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illegal leaks

Donald Trump's characterization of news from any organization other than Fox News.
New York Times: Trump will have a hair transplant Tuesday.
Trump: ``Illegal leaks, fake news!''
by tirtle February 15, 2017
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