Dick Gutwillie

A Dickens-like name for an 18th century neuter devoid of any sexual inclination.

You'll never a Barbara Allen on his arm, that gentelmen's a real Dick Gutwillie, I say. Also a famous 20th-century plagiarizer.

by tirtle August 12, 2018

Equatorial guinea

One of Italian descent who lives near the equator.

``Uncle Bozzo is very high-class Italian. He's an equatorial guinea.''

by tirtle November 30, 2022

fullofshiticus

In Roman time, politicians were this

President Trump is fullofshiticus

by tirtle March 22, 2017

Horseshit Whisperer

Anything said by Donald Trump

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?

by tirtle March 14, 2017

dick gutwillig

The area between the male protuberance and the rectal sphere

I've had some pain lately in my dick gutwillig

by tirtle March 14, 2017

Gigunda shit

A bowel movement of extraordinary volume.

Oh, God, I took a gigunda shit after eating too much.

by tirtle April 21, 2018

Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.

Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.

by tirtle July 02, 2018