Dick Gutwillie

A Dickens-like name for an 18th century neuter devoid of any sexual inclination.

You'll never a Barbara Allen on his arm, that gentelmen's a real Dick Gutwillie, I say. Also a famous 20th-century plagiarizer.

by tirtle August 12, 2018

Trumptino

The impossible to find Latino who identifies with Donald Trump

The president of the United States is trying to find Latinos to enlarge his voter base but no one identifies as a Trumptino.

by tirtle June 28, 2018

alt-delete

The abolition of those we don't agree with

Alt-delete ain't just computer keys anymore.

by tirtle February 22, 2017

dickdaphone

The phone you use to call dicks.

``Hey asshole, did you call that schmuck yet? No, I'm waiting for you to get off the dickdaphone.''

by tirtle December 11, 2017

asswhole

The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.

I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.

by tirtle February 09, 2019

Fuck of shit

The absolute worst thing you can call someone. Lower than whale shit, worse than the sweat of your balls. A lowlife who thinks they are king shit.

Look at that old ginzo. He thinks he's the real fuck of shit.

by tirtle April 20, 2017

Youse all wanna coffee?

Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.

We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?

by tirtle June 28, 2018