70 definitions by tirtle

urban wasteland

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.

The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.

by tirtle January 13, 2017

fullofshiticus

In Roman time, politicians were this

President Trump is fullofshiticus

by tirtle March 22, 2017

Horseshit Whisperer

Anything said by Donald Trump

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?

by tirtle March 14, 2017

Dr. I.B. Shitting

The investor of inflammatory Bow Disease, commonly known as IBS.

Dr. I.B. Shitting was the first to move diarrhea from the bowels of the bathroom to acceptable dinner table chat with one simple acronym.

by tirtle February 9, 2019

Gigunda shit

A bowel movement of extraordinary volume.

Oh, God, I took a gigunda shit after eating too much.

by tirtle April 21, 2018

Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.

Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.

by tirtle July 2, 2018

It's a blower

A bad day, bad decision, bad occurance.

"You see that accident? It's a blower.''

by tirtle October 26, 2019