tirtle's definitions

Dick Gutwillie

A Dickens-like name for an 18th century neuter devoid of any sexual inclination.

You'll never a Barbara Allen on his arm, that gentelmen's a real Dick Gutwillie, I say. Also a famous 20th-century plagiarizer.

by tirtle August 12, 2018

Earl change

Ignorant, but popular Brooklyn dialect for an oil change

Mechanic at a gas station: ``Hey, did youse know youse is overdue for an earl change?''

by tirtle July 31, 2018

assa-hole

Ass hole in Italian.

Guido: ``Hey, looka that assa-hole!

by tirtle November 24, 2017

Equatorial guinea

One of Italian descent who lives near the equator.

``Uncle Bozzo is very high-class Italian. He's an equatorial guinea.''

by tirtle November 30, 2022

President Pmurt

What dyslexics call President Trump

President Pmurt: M'I gnihctaw tnediserP Pmurt no VT (I'm watching President Trump on TV).

by tirtle March 8, 2017

computer neuter

One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.

``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''

by tirtle March 1, 2017

Dr. I.B. Shitting

The investor of inflammatory Bow Disease, commonly known as IBS.

Dr. I.B. Shitting was the first to move diarrhea from the bowels of the bathroom to acceptable dinner table chat with one simple acronym.

by tirtle February 9, 2019