farkanated

When one encounters Farkan on a blind date or similar situation in which a male is assumed to be attractive, but he turns out to be a flop.
Tia went out tonight, she came home and said she got totally farkanated.
by Tia April 02, 2004
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tia

i love my tia ......... she's so tia
by tia December 11, 2004
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Tia

a great chick that is awesome at bj's and is so hot you can't take your eyes off her everyone loves her and if you want great sex you go to a tia
hot and great at sex everyone loves her
by tia December 10, 2004
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tia

1) Me.
2) Annie's best friend.
3) Somewhat a pretty girl
i love tia
tia's my best friend
tia is more of a friend type then girlfriendish thats just how it goes for her, she is destined to be lonely.
by Tia March 30, 2005
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Jesus

man (yes, it's amazing that God was a man) who made us, right, and somehow (don't ask me how) made us individuals who can choose what we do, even though He knew it would cost Him - and then figured that since we'd blown it by not listening to Him, and since He knows how empty we are and couldn't imagine eternity without us, died the most painful death so we could be innocent like Him, instead of living lives that suck and ending up in hell (worse than hell on earth). This guy now helps us out if we let Him, and He's the answer to ALL the problems on the earth - you'd think we could give Him a little credit! (ie. admit He's real - but the last big bang my microwave had didn't create a mini universe, so I can deal with that - and let Him give us the answer, start living for something ...)
Jesus is ultra-awesome, and He gives life a purpose!!! And believe it or not, He deserves to have us follow Him (have any of your friends created you & died for you lately, when you hated them, and come back to life ...?).
by Tia April 04, 2005
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Farkanistic

Adj. The state of looking/acting like Farkan, whether or not one is indeed a Farkan. This ususally includes acting like a jerk or being ovrely generous with unwanted touches. Usually refers to males.
by Tia April 02, 2004
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winein

Background: Caribbean,Hip-Hop Culture

Definition: when one dances front to back (boy:back,dick;Girl:puts butt to boys front/dick)or front to front (boys dick to girls pussy)while moveing hips in a sexual mannner.
When in the the club, I be winein.
by Tia February 05, 2005
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