127 definitions by thewesthamfan

velcroed

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair

mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay

by thewesthamfan November 13, 2003

kev's new partner was so tripleobese he played bouncy castles all night to satisfy his hippopotamia

by thewesthamfan January 24, 2004

"blimey" gasped a shocked Kevin "I didn't realise my next door neighbour was on the game"

by thewesthamfan November 14, 2003

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

by thewesthamfan November 3, 2003

"no, your honour" "I wasn't exposing myself to the bobby moore stand" "I was jus' pissing."

by thewesthamfan December 31, 2004

lark about at a time when one should not

souey says "yes you dwight, dinna pissball about or i'll haive ye furr dinna"

by thewesthamfan November 4, 2003

to look along the kerbside for dropped cash

the woman next door was caught kinching in parsloes avenue

by thewesthamfan January 27, 2004