127 definitions by thewesthamfan

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lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster
kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster
by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003
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finger or toe
it's easy for most people to count to twenty using their digits for help. tony goes one better, he can count up to twenty and a half!
by theWestHamfan December 30, 2003
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home made condom. usually made from cling film secured with an elastic band. but can be made from old parachute silk or almost anything.
"what a funny flak jacket" giggled june across the road, "that's surely tonto, one of alec's prize gnomes"
by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003
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to play with one's meat and two veg via a hole/holes in one's pocket/pockets
"why is colin walking funny like that?" questioned steven.
"he's playing pocket billiards again" kevin jealously replied
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003
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old-fashioned underpants so called because the fly is made up of an upside down Y shape allowing quick access but still affording cover
Chris "Y-fronts" B***** MP was so excited by Tony's first election victory that he lowered his trousers in public and started masturbating, while singing Things Can Only Get Better and inviting men to perform oral sex on him.
Call me old-fashioned, but what's wrong with a glass of champagne
by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003
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urinating, emptying one's bladder.
"no, your honour" "I wasn't exposing myself to the bobby moore stand" "I was jus' pissing."
by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003
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a clitoris that can grip objects. a.k.a. PC
it's just a rumour that kylie can shuffle cards with her prehensile clitoris but she can pick up £50 notes.
by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003
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