127 definitions by thewesthamfan

turkey baster

lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster

kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster

by thewesthamfan December 17, 2003

mars bar

a chocolate covered sweet bar

mick - "how are you liking this mars bar?"
marrianne - "ooooooooh, ooooooooh, it's LOVELY!"

by thewesthamfan November 19, 2003

love eggs

a pair of hard egg-shaped artifacts usually joined by a cord. they are "worn" inside the vagina whilst walking/working/dancing etc. to give sexual gratification

you could tell Irma had no panties on. she coughed, tripped, and her love eggs shot out and nearly killed the doorman

by thewesthamfan November 15, 2003

deforestation

1. Forest Gate train station.
2. chopped down all de trees.
3. a shaved bearded oyster.

1. are you is goin' to de manor park, or deforestation innit?
2. the deforestation in parsloes is all but complete.
3. kylie has suffered deforestation for her work.

by thewesthamfan December 31, 2004

prat hat

press on towel of the sanitary variety usually worn by young girls who don't really know what a good flood is.

Ah, poor little jodi was wearing her first prat hat and feeling so proud when the boys following shouted "oi you just dropped sumfink" "too late the flies are on it"
boys can be right bastards

by thewesthamfan December 10, 2003

daisy chain

a group of three or more male homosexuals cojoined penis/anus to form an endless chain. the idea is to all ejaculate at exactly the same time

"hey mandy" cried out reinhard "come and join this daisy chain, we're just about to pop."

by thewesthamfan November 15, 2003

griminal

a person that indulges in "dirty" crimes

there goes that dirty bastard griminal, he's just graffitied my brand new wall

by thewesthamfan October 27, 2003