mars bar

a chocolate covered sweet bar

mick - "how are you liking this mars bar?"
marrianne - "ooooooooh, ooooooooh, it's LOVELY!"

by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003

mars bar

Glasgow slang, meaning war wound of the Glasgow Ned. i.e. scar on a face

" Haw you ya prick, al gie you a mars bar oan yer mush if ye geez any mer cheek"

by Mark McKay July 23, 2005

mars bar

Slang for homosexual man - I don't need to draw you a picture....
Sort of like fudge packer. Nobody needs to picture that. Seriously.

"You're moving to Darlinghurst??!! What, are you a Mars Bar now or something??"

by sideways April 29, 2004

mars bar

black man in a sleeping bag!

TranTheMan - "What do you call a blackman in a sleeping bar?"
EdTheNed - "i dunno"
TranTheMan - "a mars bar"

by purple_FANNY April 30, 2007

mars bar

Excrement, or pertaining to defecation.

I'm just going to the toilet to do a mars bar.

by Dunky Oggins November 22, 2003

mars bar

ed carrick a tanned friend of mine

hey mars bar come here

by efe February 02, 2004

mars bar

the thing in my hoodie pocket

by lol September 16, 2003