lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster
kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster
by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003

by kinkasaur November 13, 2006

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out before you nut and nut on her head and it runs down her face she looks like she just got turkey basted
by nasty daddy September 12, 2006

The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).
by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

by poly4 August 30, 2013

When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.
by Tyson does chicken August 20, 2007

Guy: man did you hear how chris turkey bastered his sister last night? that shits gross.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.
by Bnugz November 20, 2006
