Some place where little weaboo fags go to pretend they are a part of Anonymous and act like they are interwebs hotshots, also hot shitz. Just because you are anonymous over the internet doesnt mean you ARE anonymous. When president bush goes on the internet, is he anonymous? No. 4chan is a cesspool where little weaboo's go to get preyed upon by child molestys. They think they are hotshots because they get to say naughty dirty racist things on the interwebs and post gross pics (most of which are fake) because they are too fucking weak to unleash their pathetic racist sexist thoughts in real life. The site 4chan is hyped as being this great place where a lot of the internet memes are invented. It seems more to me like a place where internet memes go to die, and also a place where ALL the people who dont and will never understand ANY of the internet memes go to hang out. It is just some hyped website, that in reality is fairly indecipherable and everyone just talks about themselves. Probably because themselves is the only person they have talked to/had sex with in the past year.
by thetruth. August 29, 2008
when a nigga's shit is so ridiculous and boyhood, he needs to be told what the fuck is up, down, left and right all at once.
Nigga: Yo girl you know I got a nice car, let me get that numba.
Nigress: Nigga please, first of all (etc etc)
Nigress: Nigga please, first of all (etc etc)
by thetruth. August 20, 2009
A word that once derived from "newbie." However, in the present the word has little to no meaning. Noob can be used as a dis for anyone at any time for anything. It's the nerd equivalent of calling someone a nigger. Basically, "noob" is the result of people with a lack of gaming skill who are so stupid, that they actually think that it is hard to play video games. These people, the idiots that they are, are profoundly insecure. Now here is the twist. THESE PEOPLE are the people that invented the word noob; yes, people who were so dumb that they actually thought that it was difficult to play video games, and were so stupid they were incapable of doing so. This lead them to believe that it actually took some measure of skill to play simple games like World of Warcraft, and insecure as they were, thus projected and assumed their stupidity onto everyone else.
So here is what these stupids did. These profound cro-magnons, incapable of playing games that are mass marketed to be able to include ten year old players, started to lash out. It occured to them that everyone would see their obvious gaping lack of simple hand-eye coordination. They knew they must stop the onslaught of inevitable disrespect and insult from their fellow players. So they started to judge the skill of their fellow players as harshly as they assumed they would be judged. They hit first.
One brave player, brave enough to be the chosen, the first, the mighty, retard. He came from the nether reaches of the universe. Picked on and beaten up all his life for his obvious lack of social skill, annoying behavior, and anti social attitude. A man who had been kicked to the curb, but he would rise again. He saw it, he saw it in the distance. A player who was probably, yes definitely(he could see it now) more skilled than him, screwed up, YES SCREWED UP, right in front of him. It had begun.
The Chosen Retard: Hahaha! what a noob! you just got owned!
More skilled player: Noob? Huh? what does that mean.
The Chosen Retard: HAHA! You dont know what noob means! You're a noob!
And the word was never defined. It was from that moment on, used to demean and throw off more skilled opponents. Once called a noob, the player reacts in such a confused manner that he or she can only think to lash back. In the midst of this lashing, the player is incapable of noticing his or her verbal opponent's lack of skill. The player has been called a noob, and in the midst of questioning their own skill fails to see that they were only called a noob in the first place by an insecure nerd who is just embarrassed that he is too stupid to play video games.
We have learned a lot today, but mostly, we have learned that the word noob, and everyone who uses it, is and are, totally extremely really pretty damn gay.
So here is what these stupids did. These profound cro-magnons, incapable of playing games that are mass marketed to be able to include ten year old players, started to lash out. It occured to them that everyone would see their obvious gaping lack of simple hand-eye coordination. They knew they must stop the onslaught of inevitable disrespect and insult from their fellow players. So they started to judge the skill of their fellow players as harshly as they assumed they would be judged. They hit first.
One brave player, brave enough to be the chosen, the first, the mighty, retard. He came from the nether reaches of the universe. Picked on and beaten up all his life for his obvious lack of social skill, annoying behavior, and anti social attitude. A man who had been kicked to the curb, but he would rise again. He saw it, he saw it in the distance. A player who was probably, yes definitely(he could see it now) more skilled than him, screwed up, YES SCREWED UP, right in front of him. It had begun.
The Chosen Retard: Hahaha! what a noob! you just got owned!
More skilled player: Noob? Huh? what does that mean.
The Chosen Retard: HAHA! You dont know what noob means! You're a noob!
And the word was never defined. It was from that moment on, used to demean and throw off more skilled opponents. Once called a noob, the player reacts in such a confused manner that he or she can only think to lash back. In the midst of this lashing, the player is incapable of noticing his or her verbal opponent's lack of skill. The player has been called a noob, and in the midst of questioning their own skill fails to see that they were only called a noob in the first place by an insecure nerd who is just embarrassed that he is too stupid to play video games.
We have learned a lot today, but mostly, we have learned that the word noob, and everyone who uses it, is and are, totally extremely really pretty damn gay.
The Chosen Retard: You're a n00b!!! You just got pwnt!!
Some player: What...no, you're a noob.
The Chosen Retard: (my evil plan is working, no one can see how useless and small my penis is) haha! whatever noob!
Some player: K. Anyway, gonna go bang my girlfriend in real life now, and play some sports.
The Chosen Retard: (Noooooooooooooo!!!!) Whatever, noob.
Some player: What...no, you're a noob.
The Chosen Retard: (my evil plan is working, no one can see how useless and small my penis is) haha! whatever noob!
Some player: K. Anyway, gonna go bang my girlfriend in real life now, and play some sports.
The Chosen Retard: (Noooooooooooooo!!!!) Whatever, noob.
by thetruth. September 30, 2007
Joe: Wow, i just had sex with 50 supermodels, and then enjoyed fried frog legs, during and after the incident.This is my mement!
Tim: Joe, take off your virtual reality helmet, you dick.
Joe: I am not wearing a virtual reality helmet, i am wearing a mement helmet.
Tim: Joe, take off your virtual reality helmet, you dick.
Joe: I am not wearing a virtual reality helmet, i am wearing a mement helmet.
by thetruth. April 10, 2008
A person of vile and pukeish heritage whose lust for little children is only paralelled by his satanic desire to defy god's will. Homosexuals are wrong, not only morally, but also about who won at checkers last night, it was me fuckface.
Genius: Oh look, there is a homosexual, his lifestyle is wrong.
Stupid person who is stupid: No, you are incorrect.
Genius: Wait a second *pulls off the stupid person's skin costume* you're a homosexual!
Stupid person who is stupid who is actually a homosexual: Egad! Hiss! I will get my revenge one daaaaaaaaaayyyy!
Stupid person who is stupid: No, you are incorrect.
Genius: Wait a second *pulls off the stupid person's skin costume* you're a homosexual!
Stupid person who is stupid who is actually a homosexual: Egad! Hiss! I will get my revenge one daaaaaaaaaayyyy!
by thetruth. September 26, 2007
one of them egyptian cats that come over on a boat and chill in the house through all of history then when shit is cool they pretend they were black the whole time.
example?
dave chappelle, nick cannon, ray-j aka raygay, chris rock, al sharpton, pretty much are house niggaz
dave chappelle, nick cannon, ray-j aka raygay, chris rock, al sharpton, pretty much are house niggaz
by thetruth. September 14, 2009
The true word for shit. Schnaz was the first word spoken by god. He was all "Schnaz, this universe is tight."
by thetruth. May 18, 2008