It's a word used by people who are making fun of nerds, they like to imply that the person they are making fun of would use a term like "interweb" to sound like a geek. The irony is, the only people who are actually using the word are those who are making fun of the supposed nerd. In fact, even being aware of the word in the first place made them a nerd. People who use the word "interweb" in seriousness or a joke, need to jump off a cliff, and land in a pit with all the people who say "meh" "lolz" and "n00b." Incidentally, those people also need to get a life. Seacrest out.
Person with sense: Actually you're wrong on that. Black people don't eat fried chicken all day, and you're a fucking retard for thinking so.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
by thetruth. May 16, 2008
Get the interweb mug.Some place where little weaboo fags go to pretend they are a part of Anonymous and act like they are interwebs hotshots, also hot shitz. Just because you are anonymous over the internet doesnt mean you ARE anonymous. When president bush goes on the internet, is he anonymous? No. 4chan is a cesspool where little weaboo's go to get preyed upon by child molestys. They think they are hotshots because they get to say naughty dirty racist things on the interwebs and post gross pics (most of which are fake) because they are too fucking weak to unleash their pathetic racist sexist thoughts in real life. The site 4chan is hyped as being this great place where a lot of the internet memes are invented. It seems more to me like a place where internet memes go to die, and also a place where ALL the people who dont and will never understand ANY of the internet memes go to hang out. It is just some hyped website, that in reality is fairly indecipherable and everyone just talks about themselves. Probably because themselves is the only person they have talked to/had sex with in the past year.
by thetruth. October 18, 2008
Get the 4chan mug.A word that once derived from "newbie." However, in the present the word has little to no meaning. Noob can be used as a dis for anyone at any time for anything. It's the nerd equivalent of calling someone a nigger. Basically, "noob" is the result of people with a lack of gaming skill who are so stupid, that they actually think that it is hard to play video games. These people, the idiots that they are, are profoundly insecure. Now here is the twist. THESE PEOPLE are the people that invented the word noob; yes, people who were so dumb that they actually thought that it was difficult to play video games, and were so stupid they were incapable of doing so. This lead them to believe that it actually took some measure of skill to play simple games like World of Warcraft, and insecure as they were, thus projected and assumed their stupidity onto everyone else.
So here is what these stupids did. These profound cro-magnons, incapable of playing games that are mass marketed to be able to include ten year old players, started to lash out. It occured to them that everyone would see their obvious gaping lack of simple hand-eye coordination. They knew they must stop the onslaught of inevitable disrespect and insult from their fellow players. So they started to judge the skill of their fellow players as harshly as they assumed they would be judged. They hit first.
One brave player, brave enough to be the chosen, the first, the mighty, retard. He came from the nether reaches of the universe. Picked on and beaten up all his life for his obvious lack of social skill, annoying behavior, and anti social attitude. A man who had been kicked to the curb, but he would rise again. He saw it, he saw it in the distance. A player who was probably, yes definitely(he could see it now) more skilled than him, screwed up, YES SCREWED UP, right in front of him. It had begun.
The Chosen Retard: Hahaha! what a noob! you just got owned!
More skilled player: Noob? Huh? what does that mean.
The Chosen Retard: HAHA! You dont know what noob means! You're a noob!
And the word was never defined. It was from that moment on, used to demean and throw off more skilled opponents. Once called a noob, the player reacts in such a confused manner that he or she can only think to lash back. In the midst of this lashing, the player is incapable of noticing his or her verbal opponent's lack of skill. The player has been called a noob, and in the midst of questioning their own skill fails to see that they were only called a noob in the first place by an insecure nerd who is just embarrassed that he is too stupid to play video games.
We have learned a lot today, but mostly, we have learned that the word noob, and everyone who uses it, is and are, totally extremely really pretty damn gay.
So here is what these stupids did. These profound cro-magnons, incapable of playing games that are mass marketed to be able to include ten year old players, started to lash out. It occured to them that everyone would see their obvious gaping lack of simple hand-eye coordination. They knew they must stop the onslaught of inevitable disrespect and insult from their fellow players. So they started to judge the skill of their fellow players as harshly as they assumed they would be judged. They hit first.
One brave player, brave enough to be the chosen, the first, the mighty, retard. He came from the nether reaches of the universe. Picked on and beaten up all his life for his obvious lack of social skill, annoying behavior, and anti social attitude. A man who had been kicked to the curb, but he would rise again. He saw it, he saw it in the distance. A player who was probably, yes definitely(he could see it now) more skilled than him, screwed up, YES SCREWED UP, right in front of him. It had begun.
The Chosen Retard: Hahaha! what a noob! you just got owned!
More skilled player: Noob? Huh? what does that mean.
The Chosen Retard: HAHA! You dont know what noob means! You're a noob!
And the word was never defined. It was from that moment on, used to demean and throw off more skilled opponents. Once called a noob, the player reacts in such a confused manner that he or she can only think to lash back. In the midst of this lashing, the player is incapable of noticing his or her verbal opponent's lack of skill. The player has been called a noob, and in the midst of questioning their own skill fails to see that they were only called a noob in the first place by an insecure nerd who is just embarrassed that he is too stupid to play video games.
We have learned a lot today, but mostly, we have learned that the word noob, and everyone who uses it, is and are, totally extremely really pretty damn gay.
The Chosen Retard: You're a n00b!!! You just got pwnt!!
Some player: What...no, you're a noob.
The Chosen Retard: (my evil plan is working, no one can see how useless and small my penis is) haha! whatever noob!
Some player: K. Anyway, gonna go bang my girlfriend in real life now, and play some sports.
The Chosen Retard: (Noooooooooooooo!!!!) Whatever, noob.
Some player: What...no, you're a noob.
The Chosen Retard: (my evil plan is working, no one can see how useless and small my penis is) haha! whatever noob!
Some player: K. Anyway, gonna go bang my girlfriend in real life now, and play some sports.
The Chosen Retard: (Noooooooooooooo!!!!) Whatever, noob.
by thetruth. October 14, 2007
Get the noob mug.Someone who goes on the internet and pretends to be a Chauvinist to bother people.
This is basically done as a weak trolling attempt.
This is basically done as a weak trolling attempt.
Nerd: All women should go back to the kitchen.
Internet: Chauvinist, or fauxvanist?
Nerd: Huh?
Internet: Thought so.
Internet: Chauvinist, or fauxvanist?
Nerd: Huh?
Internet: Thought so.
by thetruth. February 18, 2009
Get the fauxvanist mug.The true spelling (internet spelling) for the word awesome. If you spell it like "osum" screw what everyone else says, you are awesome.
Tim: Yo Bill, that is quite osum.
Bill: osum?
Tim: Yeah, it's the hip new spelling for awesome.
Bill: Aw, gay.
Tim: No it's not, it's totally osum.
Bill: osum?
Tim: Yeah, it's the hip new spelling for awesome.
Bill: Aw, gay.
Tim: No it's not, it's totally osum.
by thetruth. May 26, 2008
Get the osum mug.It's a word used by people who are making fun of nerds, they like to imply that the person they are making fun of would use a term like "interweb" to sound like a geek. The irony is, the only people who are actually using the word are those who are making fun of the supposed nerd. In fact, even being aware of the word in the first place made them a nerd. People who use the word "interweb" in seriousness or a joke, need to jump off a cliff, and land in a pit with all the people who say "meh" "lolz" and "n00b." Incidentally, those people also need to get a life. Seacrest out.
Person with sense: Actually you're wrong on that. Black people don't eat fried chicken all day, and you're a fucking retard for thinking so.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
by thetruth. May 17, 2008
Get the interweb mug.Joe: Wow, i just had sex with 50 supermodels, and then enjoyed fried frog legs, during and after the incident.This is my mement!
Tim: Joe, take off your virtual reality helmet, you dick.
Joe: I am not wearing a virtual reality helmet, i am wearing a mement helmet.
Tim: Joe, take off your virtual reality helmet, you dick.
Joe: I am not wearing a virtual reality helmet, i am wearing a mement helmet.
by thetruth. April 10, 2008
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