thebigpenis42069's definitions

Dab

The dab is a movement similar to the reflex performed when sneezing however the movements are greatly exaggerated so that it can justify it's existence. The dab was introduced into society in 2016 and is a dead viral trend which went around. To perform a dab today would result in you looking like a dead fucking meme.

"Did you see that goal I scored today in footy boys?"

"Great goal mate, but you fucking killed the hype when you went for a dab as a celebration"

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017

Oxxata

A Maltese noun with the literal translation to English being "Cunt Pastry". This word is a combination of the word "oxx" meaning cunt in Maltese and the word "Qassata" which is a traditional Maltese pastry. The word has made it's way into the vast Maltese profanity vocabulary when the word "oxx" did not have enough of an offensive meaning to it when attempting to offend someone. What could possibly be worse when you are a combination of a well-known pastry and a cunt?

Person 1: Il-madonna kemm int oxxata.
Person 2: Oxxata?
Person 1: Iva bahnan, int oxxata

by thebigpenis42069 January 30, 2017

Belt

Definition 1:

A strip of leather with several small holes punctured through it at different intervals used around the waist to uphold trousers or shorts when loose.

Definition 2:

Daddy's favorite tool to use when you've been naughty.

Definition 1:

Person: Oh my trousers are falling down all the time
Friend: Why don't you buy a belt?
Person: Hmm...good idea

Definition 2:

Daddy: Son you have forsaken me for the last time
Son: Daddy please not the belt
Daddy: You must learn, BEND OVER
Son: DADDY NO
Daddy: The belt is coming off, this is what you get

*Son runs in fear as Daddy chases him with the belt*

by thebigpenis42069 February 5, 2017

The Hood

The hood is a place normally referring to an area of poverty, crime, hardships and gangs. The hood is one of the hardest places to thrive in, where it is only survival of the fittest and the smartest. Where the odds of you getting through the day are low. White people do not last long in the hood.

"I was running through these streets avoiding the sound of gunshots, I stabbed a nigga who tried to belt me. I was not having it I was determined to get out...the hood is a brutal"

by thebigpenis42069 February 5, 2017

Child Labor

The reason Nike can sell you those running shoes for twenty bucks VAT included.

I love child labor, I support it as I can purchase products for cheap prices and still where branded items. What a perfect combination.

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017

Potato

Definition 1:

A potato is a starchy vegetable high in carbohydrates which can be either boiled, mashed or used to compliment a meal

Definition 2:

The code word used for initiate a gang rape session.

Definition 1:

Mum: Cooking dinner

Son: Can I have an extra potato?

Definition 2:

Person 1: POTATO on Zac!!!
Zac: Oh no

by thebigpenis42069 January 29, 2017

2 for 1 special

When you and your best friend face fuck the same girlfriend at her best friend’s house. You both got action and fucked over her best friend

Andre: I got with Sacha

George: so did I
Andre: poor Ann, we did it at her house
George: 2 for 1 special

by thebigpenis42069 May 12, 2021