theWestHamfan's definitions

penis fly trap

an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.

the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

velcroed

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair

mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

at the end of the day

after all; used over and over again by football pundits, footballers etc.

"let's face it" said alan "at the end of the day, gazza would be over the moon to be selected for the ladies team."

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

oyster kebab

a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.

punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."

by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003

butt rabbit

an extremely promiscuous male homosexual

unluckily for him, flat head bent to pick up his sisters fanny haddock when colin was on him like a butt rabbit

by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003

bunk up

to assist a climber by pushing him/her upwards

"'ere Stephen, g'is a bunk up, I'm nearly over this wall."

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

imploding balls

this can happen when one ejaculates too frequently. one's testicles simply implode with quite a loud noise.

"was that kevin's thunderturds I just heard?"
"no, it's his imploding balls"

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003