127 definitions by theWestHamfan

dick chainy

a chain used by gay men to ensure their partner's faithfulness - a bit like a chastity chain. the ultimate defence against unwanted sex.

colin felt disgruntled. every time he went cottaging today he met a guy with a dick chainy

by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004

oyster kebab

a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.

punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."

by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003

drenching

to piss over everything in sight. usually done by drunk young men.

we ad a really great time last night. up the eefway drenching.

by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004

butterfly kiss

using both hands to stretch the scrotum outwards and upwards so forming a butterfly wings shape - then licking the taut skin with ones tongue tip

colin is so lucky, not only does his wife give him a butterfly kiss whilst he's watching tv, but he can reach down and give himself one!!!

by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

hammers

1. supporters of West Ham United Football Club
2. plural of hammer
3. there is no three

1. "up the hammers""alan partridge's claret & blue army"
2. "have you got fork handles?""yes""OK i'll take the candles and four hammers"
3.--------

by theWestHamfan November 30, 2003

italian roulette

like russian roulette but ther are NO bullets in ANY chambers

"blimey Darren" exclaimed Dave "that dark-skinned dwarf's a brave bastard"
"nah" replied darren laconically "unfortunately, he's playing italian roulette!"

by theWestHamfan January 3, 2004

rubber scrubber

a woman that looks so hard up she would wash out condoms and use them again

she was wearing a red hat and a smile but kev still didn't fancy her. she resembled a north london rubber scrubber

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004