theWestHamfan's definitions

stiffy

uncontrollable erection whilst on a bus

I couldn't disembark at the Heathway because of my ginormous stiffy

by theWestHamfan October 19, 2003

smudger

the nickname for a person named Smith

"there goes Smudger again, always after 'is 'oggins"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

dickie fender

a penis shield

"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

muffin the mule

rape cunnilingus, or cunnilingus against the will

Oi kev, stop that at once! muffin the mule is strictly illegal

by theWestHamfan October 26, 2003

gnomedipus

an unnatural love for your garden gnome

"Hi Alec, what on earth are you doing with that gnome?"

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

bunk up

to assist a climber by pushing him/her upwards

"'ere Stephen, g'is a bunk up, I'm nearly over this wall."

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

griminal

a person that indulges in "dirty" crimes

there goes that dirty bastard griminal, he's just graffitied my brand new wall

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003