theWestHamfan's definitions
a disease causing the scrotum to swell and turn purple, similar to a large aubergene. can also be brought on by wearing a kilt in january in the highlands.
it was so cold in sedgefield, dubya nearly caught scot scrotum, lucky he wasn't wearing tony's kilt!
by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003
Get the scot scrotummug. "oi sean, fancy a quimguzzle?" pleaded spicer. "not just at this moment, thanks debbie, im just starting a pocket billiards session."
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003
Get the quimguzzlemug. when one is crapping and eating a doughnut at the same time; as one stands to wipe one's arse, one accidentally drops the doughnut into the pan. the dilemma is; should one pick out the doughnut, wash it under the tap, and carry on eating?
colin "what's that brown stain round your north and south kev?"
kevin "i've jus' finished a doughnut swirly."
kevin "i've jus' finished a doughnut swirly."
by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003
Get the doughnut swirlymug. sgt. cryer told thunderthighs that if she let him copulate with herin the panda, then he would'nt charge her with
soliciting
soliciting
by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003
Get the copulatemug. by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003
Get the penile bifidamug. by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003
Get the skinny zippingmug. by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003
Get the conger eelmug.