gnomedipus

an unnatural love for your garden gnome

"Hi Alec, what on earth are you doing with that gnome?"

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

corn fed chicken

a nubile chinese girl

semayne was rushing home to some corn fed chicken - ah that's why he walks SO fast!

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

barnstorming

when the roof of the barn has blown off and the rain gets in during a storm - as in IDS

He gave such a barnstorming performance, but zilch votes

by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

too much bunny

one who talks too much - verbal diarrhoea

"that geezer from beffnal green is o.k" exclaimed francis.
"'cept for one fing" replied candice "'e's got too much bunny!"

by theWestHamfan December 09, 2003

seven year itch

to have sexual cravings for sex with a different partner

colin was quite frank "look kev, I've been as faithful as any normal red-blooded male"
"seven year itch, rearing it's ugly head?" replied the Kev
"well, it's more like this seven year TWITCH" admitted colin as the cup and saucer jumped from his lap.

by theWestHamfan January 07, 2004

backslang

1. to talk reversing every word
2. to talk taking the front letter of each word, putting it at the back and adding "ay"

1. olleh yenttirb, swoh ruoy mub?
2. allohay rittneybay owshay ouryay umbay?

by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003

oyster kebab

a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.

punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."

by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003