Definitions by theWestHamfan
fanny haddock
lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"
fanny haddock by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003
crutchless panties
essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."
paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"
paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"
crutchless panties by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003
butt rabbit
unluckily for him, flat head bent to pick up his sisters fanny haddock when colin was on him like a butt rabbit
butt rabbit by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003
hole in one
trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg
hole in one by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003
mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap
kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap
mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003
ball dribble
1. to run with the football soccer going past opponents and stopping them from getting the ball.
2. caused by a scrotum disease called bolliosis. this is manifested by very fine perforations in the scrotum which leak pus esp. during sleep.
2. caused by a scrotum disease called bolliosis. this is manifested by very fine perforations in the scrotum which leak pus esp. during sleep.
1. alan: "he might be a useless keeper, but jammie can certainly ball dribble in the goal area."
2. colin was consumed with shame and self-pity when he woke one morning to find his meat & two veg stuck to the duvet with ball dribble
2. colin was consumed with shame and self-pity when he woke one morning to find his meat & two veg stuck to the duvet with ball dribble
ball dribble by theWestHamfan November 24, 2003
meat & two veg
alec entered the gay restaurant rather apprehensively and took a seat. the waiter minced over and said "would sir care to see the menu?"
"no" replied alec "i really want your meat & two veg!"
"no" replied alec "i really want your meat & two veg!"
meat & two veg by theWestHamfan November 23, 2003