prat hat

press on towel of the sanitary variety usually worn by young girls who don't really know what a good flood is.

Ah, poor little jodi was wearing her first prat hat and feeling so proud when the boys following shouted "oi you just dropped sumfink" "too late the flies are on it"
boys can be right bastards

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003

handball

to unload by hand

"fork lift truck? you must be joking. this is TESCO's. stop whinging and handball that twnty tons of spuds off NOW!

by theWestHamfan November 04, 2003

ancient history

gone for good

"joey 'ad 'is moments" exclaimed dave, "but at the end of the day 'e's ancient history."

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

silvery

a person that loses their bottle at the last moment

Oi dunky oggins you lost yoer bo(glotteral stop)all

by theWestHamfan October 30, 2003

kinching

to look along the kerbside for dropped cash

the woman next door was caught kinching in parsloes avenue

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

ball control

1. In soccer, the ability to control the movement of the football using ones feet etc.
2. In sex, the ability to control the movement of the testicles thus preventing ejaculation.

1. George B**t had incredible ball control, he could run the length of the pitch dribbling.
2. George B**t had incredible ball control, he could keep it up for hours before ejaculating.

by theWestHamfan January 13, 2004

get his leg over

he has sexual intercourse

trev couldn't get his leg over with debbie because she was riding the cotton pony

by theWestHamfan January 07, 2004