127 definitions by theWestHamfan
"blimey Darren" exclaimed Dave "that dark-skinned dwarf's a brave bastard"
"nah" replied darren laconically "unfortunately, he's playing italian roulette!"
"nah" replied darren laconically "unfortunately, he's playing italian roulette!"
by theWestHamfan January 3, 2004
by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003
kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap
by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003
"in my opinion" sympathised the consultant "we will have to remove the veg part of trevor's meat and two veg"
"NOOO" screamed the semi-anaesthatised trevor "it's me GALL stones, not me BALL stones, you pillock"
"NOOO" screamed the semi-anaesthatised trevor "it's me GALL stones, not me BALL stones, you pillock"
by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003
"let's face it" said alan "at the end of the day, gazza would be over the moon to be selected for the ladies team."
by theWestHamfan November 13, 2003
alec entered the gay restaurant rather apprehensively and took a seat. the waiter minced over and said "would sir care to see the menu?"
"no" replied alec "i really want your meat & two veg!"
"no" replied alec "i really want your meat & two veg!"
by theWestHamfan November 23, 2003
she was wearing a red hat and a smile but kev still didn't fancy her. she resembled a north london rubber scrubber
by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004