theWestHamfan's definitions

up your arse

a shouted response to an insult. similar to up yours but stronger.

made immortal by the lyrics of the famous song:- "from stamford bridge to upton park" "stick your blue flag up your arse" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "from stamford bridge to upton park" ""stick your blue flag" "UP YOUR ARSE"

by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003

flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

scot scrotum

a disease causing the scrotum to swell and turn purple, similar to a large aubergene. can also be brought on by wearing a kilt in january in the highlands.

it was so cold in sedgefield, dubya nearly caught scot scrotum, lucky he wasn't wearing tony's kilt!

by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003

quimguzzle

to definitely partake in a drink from the furry cup. to attempt cunnilingus

"oi sean, fancy a quimguzzle?" pleaded spicer. "not just at this moment, thanks debbie, im just starting a pocket billiards session."

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

penile bifida

to have two penii

"always said she was lucky! her old man's got a dose of penile bifida"

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

I'll keep my eye out for you

to look out for a person

the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."

by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003

ball stones

hard gristle lumps that form in one's testicles during puberty

"in my opinion" sympathised the consultant "we will have to remove the veg part of trevor's meat and two veg"
"NOOO" screamed the semi-anaesthatised trevor "it's me GALL stones, not me BALL stones, you pillock"

by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003