travellers

pikeys, gypsies, a clever way of allowing hostelry owners etc. to hang racist signs without actually being racist.
"quick Alec" screamed his young friend. "get that 'NO TRAVELLERS' sign up, here come a load of gippoes."
gippo - "gravel yur droive zur?"
alec - "ckoff!"
by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003
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ball dribble

1. to run with the football soccer going past opponents and stopping them from getting the ball.
2. caused by a scrotum disease called bolliosis. this is manifested by very fine perforations in the scrotum which leak pus esp. during sleep.
1. alan: "he might be a useless keeper, but jammie can certainly ball dribble in the goal area."
2. colin was consumed with shame and self-pity when he woke one morning to find his meat & two veg stuck to the duvet with ball dribble
by theWestHamfan November 24, 2003
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arsehole lucky

extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.
"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003
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conger eels and rice

1. a meal that londoners eat on holiday in thailand
2. a bush mouthpiece
1. "oi, bring us a nuvva plate of that conga eels 'n' rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"
by theWestHamfan December 04, 2003
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a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before
kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap
by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003
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the snake gambit

a tray of snakes has a hole in the rear side through which the tray holders penis is inserted. the tray holder then invites passers by to stroke the "snakes" hoping that his penis will be the stroked one
when steven wasn't in his santa outfit he could usually be found outside archway tube employing the snake gambit
by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004
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love eggs

a pair of hard egg-shaped artifacts usually joined by a cord. they are "worn" inside the vagina whilst walking/working/dancing etc. to give sexual gratification
you could tell Irma had no panties on. she coughed, tripped, and her love eggs shot out and nearly killed the doorman
by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003
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