127 definitions by theWestHamfan

smudger

the nickname for a person named Smith

"there goes Smudger again, always after 'is 'oggins"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

middle wicket

penis

old thunderthighs fancied Kevin so badly she made a bold grab for his middle wicket

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

cuntbush

1. president of the us of a
2. female pubes

1. "i'm too busy to talk to 'em right now, jus' get one of the token ethnics to explain things."
2. as trevor's hand slowly reached her cuntbush he was devastated to find she was in fact a shemale and he met a meat and two veg

by theWestHamfan December 19, 2003

arks

a common way to say ask

"he said to arks him an' he would borrow me his stolen credit card, innit.

by theWestHamfan December 5, 2003

bowels

lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit

medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."

by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

scot scrotum

a disease causing the scrotum to swell and turn purple, similar to a large aubergene. can also be brought on by wearing a kilt in january in the highlands.

it was so cold in sedgefield, dubya nearly caught scot scrotum, lucky he wasn't wearing tony's kilt!

by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003

dickie fender

a penis shield

"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003