theWestHamfan's definitions
by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003
Get the conger eelmug. bernard was just about to drink from the furry cup when debbie farted and burned off about a foot of his chest hair
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003
Get the drink from the furry cupmug. mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay
by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003
Get the velcroedmug. an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.
the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!
by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003
Get the penis fly trapmug. this can happen when one ejaculates too frequently. one's testicles simply implode with quite a loud noise.
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003
Get the imploding ballsmug. a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.
punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."
by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003
Get the oyster kebabmug. unluckily for him, flat head bent to pick up his sisters fanny haddock when colin was on him like a butt rabbit
by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003
Get the butt rabbitmug.