butt rabbit

an extremely promiscuous male homosexual

unluckily for him, flat head bent to pick up his sisters fanny haddock when colin was on him like a butt rabbit

by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003

imploding balls

this can happen when one ejaculates too frequently. one's testicles simply implode with quite a loud noise.

"was that kevin's thunderturds I just heard?"
"no, it's his imploding balls"

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

seven year itch

to have sexual cravings for sex with a different partner

colin was quite frank "look kev, I've been as faithful as any normal red-blooded male"
"seven year itch, rearing it's ugly head?" replied the Kev
"well, it's more like this seven year TWITCH" admitted colin as the cup and saucer jumped from his lap.

by theWestHamfan January 07, 2004

water the horse

to urinate

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

by theWestHamfan November 03, 2003

backslang

1. to talk reversing every word
2. to talk taking the front letter of each word, putting it at the back and adding "ay"

1. olleh yenttirb, swoh ruoy mub?
2. allohay rittneybay owshay ouryay umbay?

by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003

ceremonial shag sheet

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse

Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

blow up doll

suicide bomber

we all ran for cover as yet another blow up doll blew up

by theWestHamfan January 18, 2004