hippopotomia

to become sexually aroused with excessive fat

kev's new partner was so tripleobese he played bouncy castles all night to satisfy his hippopotamia

by theWestHamfan January 23, 2004

uncontrollable flesh

a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections

"yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."

by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

gloyboy

a rentboy or young male prostitute

everyone thought it was alec's grandson visiting him. could it be his gloyboy?

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

glansfly supreme

to lie underneath one's mosquito net and smother one's glans with jam. then holding the foreskin (if any) pulled back, remove the net thus allowing a myriad of flies to enter and suck the jam from the glans until a climax is reached.

alec hated the hot steamy nights until kevin introduced him to glansfly supreme

by theWestHamfan December 09, 2003

chuffed to fuck

ecstatic, exceptionally happy over something

"i see alec's chuffed to fuck" commented kevin "one of his gnomes has just come third in the Miss Dagenham competition"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"

by theWestHamfan December 13, 2003

eurolagnia

sexual arousal derived from pissing on anything and everything even remotely associated with europe and/or the euro

widdy was at the height of eurolagnia as she squatted over the photo of the froggy president and pissed her bladder inside out

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

prat hat

press on towel of the sanitary variety usually worn by young girls who don't really know what a good flood is.

Ah, poor little jodi was wearing her first prat hat and feeling so proud when the boys following shouted "oi you just dropped sumfink" "too late the flies are on it"
boys can be right bastards

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003