theWestHamfan's definitions

coin operated

prostitute. on the game

his father was so mortified to find his son's next door neighbour was coin operated, he stealthily paid her a visit!

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

faece furniture

IKEA, MFI etc.

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

roasting bag

a white girl that goes for sex sessions with black footballers

"as soon as the final whisle goes" squealed kieron excitedly "we're off to the hotel, to meet today's roasting bag."

by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004

Aer Lingus

1. Irish airline
2. to give a blow job and cunnilingus at the same time

1. "the british airways flight from nairobi arrives at 15.30 hours."
"the american airlines flight from new york arrives at 16.00 hours."
"the aer lingus flight from dublin arrives when the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the five."
2. colin was enjoying the threesome with his wife and steven when suddenly he attempted aer lingus and dislocated every joint in his upper torso.

by theWestHamfan December 8, 2003

penis fly trap

an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.

the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

velcroed

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair

mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

hammers

1. supporters of West Ham United Football Club
2. plural of hammer
3. there is no three

1. "up the hammers""alan partridge's claret & blue army"
2. "have you got fork handles?""yes""OK i'll take the candles and four hammers"
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by theWestHamfan November 29, 2003