oyster kebab

a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.

punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."

by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003

drenching

to piss over everything in sight. usually done by drunk young men.

we ad a really great time last night. up the eefway drenching.

by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004

daisy chain

a group of three or more male homosexuals cojoined penis/anus to form an endless chain. the idea is to all ejaculate at exactly the same time

"hey mandy" cried out reinhard "come and join this daisy chain, we're just about to pop."

by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

hippopotomia

to become sexually aroused with excessive fat

kev's new partner was so tripleobese he played bouncy castles all night to satisfy his hippopotamia

by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004

on the game

prostitute. a person who is coin operated

"blimey" gasped a shocked Kevin "I didn't realise my next door neighbour was on the game"

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

water the horse

to urinate

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

by theWestHamfan November 03, 2003

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003