Definitions by theWestHamfan

columbian roulette 

like russian roulette but EVERY chamber has a bullet

poor bastard, 'e didn' 'ave a chance. 'E woz playin' columbian roulette

columbian roulette by theWestHamfan January 3, 2004

italian roulette

like russian roulette but ther are NO bullets in ANY chambers

"blimey Darren" exclaimed Dave "that dark-skinned dwarf's a brave bastard"
"nah" replied darren laconically "unfortunately, he's playing italian roulette!"

italian roulette by theWestHamfan January 3, 2004

deforestation 

1. Forest Gate train station.
2. chopped down all de trees.
3. a shaved bearded oyster.

1. are you is goin' to de manor park, or deforestation innit?
2. the deforestation in parsloes is all but complete.
3. kylie has suffered deforestation for her work.

deforestation by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

pissing 

urinating, emptying one's bladder.

"no, your honour" "I wasn't exposing myself to the bobby moore stand" "I was jus' pissing."

pissing by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

eurolagnia 

sexual arousal derived from pissing on anything and everything even remotely associated with europe and/or the euro

widdy was at the height of eurolagnia as she squatted over the photo of the froggy president and pissed her bladder inside out

eurolagnia by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

ringtone 

the timbre of one's fart

he stood there so proud
his ringtone was loud
"i'm forever blowing bubbles"
wafted into the crowd.
"well done kev!"

ringtone by theWestHamfan December 30, 2003

screw 

prison warder

that screw wiv the tattoo, took out debbie, bought her a screwdriver and then screwed her ass off.

screw by theWestHamfan December 30, 2003