Definitions by theWestHamfan

hung like a Norse 

to have an enormous penis. this is the original definition from the age when Norsemen invaded England and raped and pillaged. they were said to have enormous penii. This has become corrupted to the modern hung like a horse

"quick lads" said Alan "get out of the bath, here comes Jermayne and he's hung like a Norse."

hung like a Norse by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

skinny zipping 

foreskin firmly caught in trouser zip

boris was in such a rush to exit the cupboard he went skinny zipping

skinny zipping by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

golden rivet 

an old nautical term for tempting a new recruit to the bowels of the ship for the purpose of homosexual activities

"see Roger, if you bend right over you can see the golden rivet"

golden rivet by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

dwarf throwing 

to compete to throw a dwarf the farthest. some tried to get this "sport" banned

"stop mucking about with that gnome Alec and get stuck in with your dwarf throwing"

dwarf throwing by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

spontaneous human combustion 

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

spontaneous human combustion by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

middle wicket 

penis

old thunderthighs fancied Kevin so badly she made a bold grab for his middle wicket

middle wicket by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

handball 

to unload by hand

"fork lift truck? you must be joking. this is TESCO's. stop whinging and handball that twnty tons of spuds off NOW!

handball by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003