Definitions by theWestHamfan

frogging

when being deep-throated to grasp the partner tightly behind the neck until they pass out. a frog in the throat

joe grabbed june across the road for a frogging session but was heard screaming when instead of passing out she bit his cock off

frogging by theWestHamfan January 23, 2004

hippopotomia 

to become sexually aroused with excessive fat

kev's new partner was so tripleobese he played bouncy castles all night to satisfy his hippopotamia

hippopotomia by theWestHamfan January 23, 2004

corn fed chicken 

a nubile chinese girl

semayne was rushing home to some corn fed chicken - ah that's why he walks SO fast!

corn fed chicken by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

ceremonial shag sheet 

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse

Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."

ceremonial shag sheet by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

cock conk 

a nose shaped like a penis

karl maldern's cock conk nearly won him an oscar for best supporting nose

cock conk by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

clitty clitty clan clan 

a group of stuttering lesbians

sylvie said "i'd l l l la la la like to d d da da do that"
"are y y y ya ya you in th th tha the clitty clitty clan clan clan th th tha then?" replied the next door neighbour.

clitty clitty clan clan by theWestHamfan January 18, 2004

blow up doll 

suicide bomber

we all ran for cover as yet another blow up doll blew up

blow up doll by theWestHamfan January 18, 2004