arks

a common way to say ask

"he said to arks him an' he would borrow me his stolen credit card, innit.

by theWestHamfan December 05, 2003

bowels

lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit

medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."

by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

flied lice

cheap and nasty fried rice

Ho says "my special flied lice, my very special flied lice and my very very extra special flied lice are all my much improved flied lice. Or there is just my flied lice."

by theWestHamfan November 10, 2003

too much bunny

one who talks too much - verbal diarrhoea

"that geezer from beffnal green is o.k" exclaimed francis.
"'cept for one fing" replied candice "'e's got too much bunny!"

by theWestHamfan December 09, 2003

flogs his arsehole

sells himself as a rent boy male prostitute

"his sister's name is lily,
she's a pro in piccadilly,
and his mother's yet another in the strand,
his father flogs his arsehole,
at the elephant and castle,
they're the finest fucking family in the land!"

by theWestHamfan December 05, 2003

dickie fender

a penis shield

"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

dick chainy

a chain used by gay men to ensure their partner's faithfulness - a bit like a chastity chain. the ultimate defence against unwanted sex.

colin felt disgruntled. every time he went cottaging today he met a guy with a dick chainy

by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004