cum tuber

a testicular growth that is caused by too much wanking without ejaculation

rosie: " at first i thought jason had two cocks but it was jus' a cum tuber."

by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003

hung like a Norse

to have an enormous penis. this is the original definition from the age when Norsemen invaded England and raped and pillaged. they were said to have enormous penii. This has become corrupted to the modern hung like a horse

"quick lads" said Alan "get out of the bath, here comes Jermayne and he's hung like a Norse."

by theWestHamfan November 05, 2003

flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

ringtone

the timbre of one's fart

he stood there so proud
his ringtone was loud
"i'm forever blowing bubbles"
wafted into the crowd.
"well done kev!"

by theWestHamfan December 30, 2003

up your arse

a shouted response to an insult. similar to up yours but stronger.

made immortal by the lyrics of the famous song:- "from stamford bridge to upton park" "stick your blue flag up your arse" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "from stamford bridge to upton park" ""stick your blue flag" "UP YOUR ARSE"

by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003

drink from the furry cup

to partake in cunnilingus, to quimguzzle

bernard was just about to drink from the furry cup when debbie farted and burned off about a foot of his chest hair

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

cuntstipated

can get erection but unable to ejaculate

poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"

by theWestHamfan January 09, 2004