Definitions by theWestHamfan

digit 

finger or toe

it's easy for most people to count to twenty using their digits for help. tony goes one better, he can count up to twenty and a half!

digit by theWestHamfan December 30, 2003

pube tube

vagina, bearded oyster

"put some lube on your pube tube rube, here comes my dum dum bullet"

pube tube by theWestHamfan December 29, 2003

I'll keep my eye out for you 

to look out for a person

the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."

I'll keep my eye out for you by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003

blackbelt in catheterism 

a nurse who is expert at putting in catheters

doris was very suspicious. as kevin said he was inserting the catheter she noticed both his hands were on her shoulders. "don't worry doris, it's ok. I've got a black belt in catheterism"

blackbelt in catheterism by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003

dropped a bollock 

made a mistake

kevin really dropped a bollock when he tried to get his leg over with the girl at the club. it was keith's wife!

dropped a bollock by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

incuntinent 

a medical condition causing one to urinate instead of ejaculate during sexual intercourse

spicer was getting really fed up with dave. she thought he was taking the piss not realising he was incuntinent

incuntinent by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

faece fungus 

the white fungus that appears on a turd that has been on the floor too long

colin came over ashen-faeced. "blimey, cole" exclaimed kevin, "it's only
faece fungus. I'll pick it up after the football"

faece fungus by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003