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by the2ndflood December 9, 2007
Get the Birfing mug. Clay Legs come about when a woman with very tan legs uses excessive amounts of lotion; which creates a shiny Clay look to her legs. This look is considered to be a fetish for some people.
by the2ndflood August 27, 2008
Get the Clay Legsmug. 1. A male that prefers oral sex over penetration. 2. A man that pays a prostitute so he can give her oral sex.
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
Get the Slit Playermug. 1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton is an extremely ugly celebrity; who is famous for being famous. She is known for having 1 eye that is larger then the other. This is due to plastic surgery. This can been seen to comparing photos of Paris from when she was a teen to now. Her earlier photos didn't show this deformity. In fact, Paris Hilton was actually sexy before she paid a talentless doctor to cut apart her face. although she denies having plastic surgery; ANYONE that has seen photos of her when she was young can tell the difference. Along with here disproportional eyes; she also has a razor thin nose and swollen fake looking lips. She also wears contact lenses to change her eye color. Paris really become famous after accidentally (On Purposes) releasing a porn film of her having boring sex with her boyfriend at the time Rick Salomon. The film was called "1 Night in Paris." This lead to a staged reality shows called "The Simple Life." The show also started Nicole Richie before she became a broomstick.
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She is also know for trademarking the phrase "That's Hot." So even though her parents own the Hilton Hotel chain, and she on her own has millions of dollars; Paris decided she needed the royalties from anyone that uses a phrase she didn't make up in the first place. Unlike other multimillionaire, Paris rarely, if ever, gives donations to charity groups. So Paris Hilton's status as a human being is at level (ZERO); meaning she contributes nothing to aid the world.
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She is also know for trademarking the phrase "That's Hot." So even though her parents own the Hilton Hotel chain, and she on her own has millions of dollars; Paris decided she needed the royalties from anyone that uses a phrase she didn't make up in the first place. Unlike other multimillionaire, Paris rarely, if ever, gives donations to charity groups. So Paris Hilton's status as a human being is at level (ZERO); meaning she contributes nothing to aid the world.
When I meet God I'm going to ask 1. Why is 1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton so ugly? And 2. If it was all a joke, then why make her so dumb? Don't you want her to understand the fact that you made her so ugly as a joke? I mean I get the joke and I think it's hilarious! But I think Paris Hilton is the type of person who would forget out to breath if her brain didn't do it automatically. Maybe that is part of the joke? Even funnier!
by the2ndflood October 6, 2008
Get the 1 Giant Eye Paris Hiltonmug. Between The Eyes Music is any song that is played to the point where it has lost all of it's original meaning. The term comes from the method of killing ones self by shooting themselves between the eyes. Which makes for a quick, painless death. These songs are popular; at least at first, but over time due to them being overplayed and overused; they end up annoying the listener. Some example of these types of songs are Daniel Powter's "Bad Day", which was played over and over again on American Idol. Mariah Carey's "Hero", which is played on practically any reality show were the directer wants to have a Compassionate moment. Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", which was used on the Titanic movie soundtrack and was overplayed almost constantly on the radio.
Man! If I hear that F**ING Mariah Carey song Hero one more time I'm going to be forced to kill myself! I wonder if she realizes that by allowing anyone and everyone to use that stupid song; that she made the song into Between The Eyes Music? What ever message that song had has long since died...
by the2ndflood October 5, 2008
Get the Between The Eyes Musicmug. Tourette Syndrome is a condition that effects the brain's motor functions. Sufferers will be forced to "Twitch", "Speak Outloud" and can also effect thoughts. People that suffer from Tourette's feel the urge to act-out in some way; most commonly through Twitches and language. The stereotype of Tourette syndrome is that the sufferer will curse for no set reason. This is NOT always the case. Tourette syndrome has a very wide list of problems that can be manifested in many ways. The general public though is not aware of this fact. This makes living with the condition much harder, because people assume that with Tourette Syndrome, comes swearing. So finding acceptance's is hard to find. The best way to describe the feeling of having Tourette's is by comparing it to an itch. Your brain tries sending a message to your body; I.E. the feeling to Twitch your eyes. This feeling does not go away. With an itch you can ignore the feeling and thoughts that come with it, but with Tourette Syndrome, there is no way to turn the message off. So a feeling of pressure and stress builds up until the person just gives in and acts on that thought. Right after that movement is performed, your brain sends yet another signal to Twitch. So the sufferer is left with an ongoing urge to Twitch And/Or Speak Out, that does not go away on it's own. Tourette Syndrome ranges in it's level of "Punishment." Punishment is a term used by sufferers to describe the level of stress they feel. The feeling of Punishment comes from the fact that it is the sufferers own brain that is causing the Punishment. A good way to look at Tourette Syndrome, is that the sufferer has their own thoughts and feelings, but the Tourette's has it's own section of that persons mind. Much in a way that someone with multiple personalties has 2 or more, completely different personalties. The Tourette Syndrome part of the persons mind is like a having a completely different personalty, living along side of their own. These 2 different personalties do not live in harmony, hence the term "Punishment." The level of Punishment can range from a slight level where the sufferer has almost complete control over the Tourette Syndrome. To a level where the person has no control what-so-ever. This level is dibilatating, because the suffer has no control over their own body and basically lives in a state of Living Hell. In recent years more time has been spend studying Tourette Syndrome and from this has come more promising cures. But on average though, the doctor will threat each Symptom, because no medication can treat everything that Tourette Syndrome will put a person through. In the past Electroshock was used in treating Tourette's, with little longterm success. There is a new type of Electroshock treatment in the form of "Deep Brain Stimulation" which has shown far more promise. Where-in an electrode the size of a human hair in slowly driven deep into the brain. After the location is found, slight electrical impulses are pumped into that part of the brain, disrupting the Tourette's signals to the body. The sufferer will have to wear a pacemaker for the rest of their life. If the impulses are stopped, the person will feel the Punishment feelings come back. To date there is no known Complete cure for Tourette Syndrome. But the sufferer can find some peace in working out, meditation, medication, along with other things that can take the persons mind off of their Tourette Syndrome. Some find peace in the thought that while living with Tourette Syndrome, they get to understand the world and it's people from a different prospective. Because they known how a so-called normal person feels and how a person that sufferers from a mental illness feels. Which makes them a far better doctor, therapist, psychologist, and human being, because they understand both sides of reality. In reality though, there is no such thing as a "Normal" person. Every person is different.
Tourette Syndrome is one of the most misunderstood of all mental defects. You should keep this in mind next time you make fun of someone for having Tourette Syndrome. It's our own brain, not our own thoughts, that cause us to act in the way that we do. If we could turn Tourette Syndrome off like a light switch, we would have already done so. Most sufferers would give an arm and a leg just to be able to sit still, while at rest, for the rest of our lives. Tourette Syndrome is like having your body stunned with a Stun Gun every moment of the day.
by the2ndflood June 12, 2008
Get the Tourette syndromemug. BDLD (Big Dog, Little Dog) is when two completely different types of personal demeanors (Personality's) hangout. Example: A Large, Quite Man, hangout with a Hyperactive, Skinny friend. A very Shy boyfriend, being with a very Outgoing girlfriend. Big Dog, Little Dog doesn't necessarily refer to size, just Personality.
The term comes from the idea of older cartoons where a Tiny, Hyperactive Mutt, would jump around a very Calm Pitbull-Type dog as they walked down the street. Hence Big Dog, Little Dog.
The term comes from the idea of older cartoons where a Tiny, Hyperactive Mutt, would jump around a very Calm Pitbull-Type dog as they walked down the street. Hence Big Dog, Little Dog.
(Person 1) Man, I don't know if I can be with my girlfriend anymore. She wants to talk all of the freakin' time and I just want to sit and watch TV. (Person 2) Yeah, you make BDLD couple. But if I was you I would stay with her, she is hot! (Person 1) Your right but damn is she annoying!
by the2ndflood March 7, 2008
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