Definitions by the2ndflood

Pet Sock 

1. A foot sock that is used in place of a napkins during male masturbation. 2. Used to catch the male climax.

I hope my mom doesn't find my Pet Sock! That thing is hard as a rock!

Pet Sock by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Born with Handles  

1 A man or woman with a large booty where-in the partner has an excess amount of fat to hold onto during sex. 2. Large folds of fat that can be used during a sex act.

Man, that girl is thick! You know she was Born with Handles !

Born with Handles by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Anus to Anus 

1. A sex act where-in 2 people use a double-headed dildo to make their anus's kiss. 2. Pushing a dildo that is in two persons anus's so deep that both of their anus's come in contact with each other. 3. Anus kissing.

You, me and a double-headed dildo going at it Anus to Anus.

Anus to Anus by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Skirt Diving 

1. Where-in a parter preforms oral sex on a woman who is wearing a dress, from underneath a table, in a public place.

My girl once let me go Skirt Diving at a restaurant full of people.

Skirt Diving by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Never Last 

1. A male that can not outlast a woman during sex. 2. A lazy man who only thinks about his own sexual pleasure.

My old boyfriend was such a punk! He was a Never Last!

Never Last by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Slit Player 

1. A male that prefers oral sex over penetration. 2. A man that pays a prostitute so he can give her oral sex.

I just don't like pounding. I'm a Slit Player.

Slit Player by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

No Card Stud

1. A man that is way out of his league with the ladies. 2. A man who is a level 3 or 4 going after level 10 women.

Do you see this guy? Is he really trying to hit on me? He is a No Card Stud. What the hell is he thinking!

No Card Stud by the2ndflood October 4, 2007