the2ndflood's definitions

1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton

1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton is an extremely ugly celebrity; who is famous for being famous. She is known for having 1 eye that is larger then the other. This is due to plastic surgery. This can been seen to comparing photos of Paris from when she was a teen to now. Her earlier photos didn't show this deformity. In fact, Paris Hilton was actually sexy before she paid a talentless doctor to cut apart her face. although she denies having plastic surgery; ANYONE that has seen photos of her when she was young can tell the difference. Along with here disproportional eyes; she also has a razor thin nose and swollen fake looking lips. She also wears contact lenses to change her eye color. Paris really become famous after accidentally (On Purposes) releasing a porn film of her having boring sex with her boyfriend at the time Rick Salomon. The film was called "1 Night in Paris." This lead to a staged reality shows called "The Simple Life." The show also started Nicole Richie before she became a broomstick.
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She is also know for trademarking the phrase "That's Hot." So even though her parents own the Hilton Hotel chain, and she on her own has millions of dollars; Paris decided she needed the royalties from anyone that uses a phrase she didn't make up in the first place. Unlike other multimillionaire, Paris rarely, if ever, gives donations to charity groups. So Paris Hilton's status as a human being is at level (ZERO); meaning she contributes nothing to aid the world.

When I meet God I'm going to ask 1. Why is 1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton so ugly? And 2. If it was all a joke, then why make her so dumb? Don't you want her to understand the fact that you made her so ugly as a joke? I mean I get the joke and I think it's hilarious! But I think Paris Hilton is the type of person who would forget out to breath if her brain didn't do it automatically. Maybe that is part of the joke? Even funnier!

by the2ndflood October 6, 2008

Slit Player

1. A male that prefers oral sex over penetration. 2. A man that pays a prostitute so he can give her oral sex.

I just don't like pounding. I'm a Slit Player.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Barbi Quicksand

1. A sex act where-in a man or woman tries to see how far they can stick a Barbi Doll into they pussy or anus.

Barbi Quicksand isn't as fun as it sounds....

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

BDLD

BDLD (Big Dog, Little Dog) is when two completely different types of personal demeanors (Personality's) hangout. Example: A Large, Quite Man, hangout with a Hyperactive, Skinny friend. A very Shy boyfriend, being with a very Outgoing girlfriend. Big Dog, Little Dog doesn't necessarily refer to size, just Personality.
The term comes from the idea of older cartoons where a Tiny, Hyperactive Mutt, would jump around a very Calm Pitbull-Type dog as they walked down the street. Hence Big Dog, Little Dog.

(Person 1) Man, I don't know if I can be with my girlfriend anymore. She wants to talk all of the freakin' time and I just want to sit and watch TV. (Person 2) Yeah, you make BDLD couple. But if I was you I would stay with her, she is hot! (Person 1) Your right but damn is she annoying!

by the2ndflood March 7, 2008

Trend Followers

A lame, generic person that has no thoughts of their own, so they conform to a trend. Examples; 5 classifications. 1. A Civic- A person that buys only Import cars, tricks the car out the same way, listens to nothing but Rap music, blasts the bass too loud, and speaks with Ebonics. 2 A Gothhead- A person that listens to nothing but Metal & Goth music, smokes heavily, makes rude comments, treats others with disrespect, and is an Atheist. 3. A White Poser- A White male or female that follows all trends that deal with the Black culture. Listens to nothing but Rap music, speaks in broken English, dresses like a thug, and drives a tricked-out car.4. A Paris Hilton- A person that acts better then everyone else because they have money. Speaks in a very clean, but goofy American accent. Drives Cadillac's and Lexus's only, and excessively shops and spends money. 5. A Redneck- A person that speaks with a broken, Southern accent. Drives Ford & Chevy trucks. Hunts & Fishes. Listens to only Country music. Ignorant to other race, sexual, and Non-Christian issues.(A Redneck is not the same as a Southern person. A Redneck is Ignorant to anything but White issues. Often times Raciest and Homophobic) Trend Followers are also know as "Sheep" and "Conformers."

It is sad that Trend Followers make all of us look bad. They are just basic, generic, stereotypes.

by the2ndflood March 3, 2008

Power Geek

1. A Geek who doesn't look like a geek, but more of an athlete. 2. Someone who loves to take part in StarTrec and Star Wars conventions but just doesn't fit in due to their aggressive look and build. 3. A nerd that can not be pushed around.

I have a Power Geek friend at school, but no one messes with him because he would demolish them for trying!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Ball Fumes

1. Where-in a man masturbates so much in a short period of time, that he receives pain instead of an orgasm. 2. Like an automobile gas tank, he no longer has any liquid in the tank.

I was so longly once that I masturbated 10 times in a single night. My Ball Fumes hurt like a mother F***er!

by the2ndflood October 5, 2007