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Implants Income refers to the practice of a woman getting breast implants just so she can create an adult web site and make money. The women that make money off of the "Implants Income" concept; don't even have to be a model or even be attractive. The idea is that there is a fetish for giant fake breasts and those who are into that fetish don't really care what the woman looks like; as long as her breasts are freakishly large. Examples of Implants Income models are BB Gunns, Chelsea Charms, Echo Valley and Maxi Mounds. All 4 of these models fall into the MILF category and all are not very unique or attractive. But because they are possess giant breasts; they all have web sites that generate large amounts of revenue. So setting up Implants Income is easy. 1# Get giant breasts implants. 2# Create a web site. And 3# Pose for pictures and video clips.
(Woman 1) So I'm trying to find a way to make money without having to really work at it. (Woman 2) What about Implants Income? (Woman 1) What would I have to do? (Woman 2) Just get breast implants and pose. You don't even have to keep in shape or anything. All the guys want to see is your giant freakish breast! You most likely won't be able to leave your house afterwards without looking like a freak, but the money will be good. (Woman 1) I'm Sold! Freakish Breast Here I Come!!!
by the2ndflood September 28, 2008
Get the Implants Income mug.Tiffany Pollard aka New York is a reality show whore who's claim to fame came in the way of the fake VH1 reality show called "Flavor of Love". She is best known for getting spit on by Pumkin aka Brooke Thompson in season one of the FOL. Tiffany Pollard has been able to extend her 15 minutes of fame; not through talent, but rather by treating others like S**T. Her mother Michelle Rothschild-Patterson aka Sister Patterson is also rude and ugly. Sister Patterson "Claims" to be a Christian; even though she is judgmental and spiteful. Traits the Bible frowns upon. Her so-called Christian status was called into question on one of the seasons of her daughters also fake reality show "I Love New York". Where one of the males noticed Sister Patterson was over hyping her reactions to her religious experiences at a church they were all brought to. Throughout FOL and ILN, both Tiffany and Michelle have continued to show a level of ignorance and just plain rudeness to all they encounter. Tiffany called Frank Maresca aka The Entertainer on I Love New York season 2 a "Loser" because he still lived at home with his parents. Even though she has openly admitted to being a tool of her own mother. Also her status before FOL is unknown; so her calling someone else a loser for still living at home with his parents: may in fact be no more then just a chance to be rude. Seeing as she may have lived at home with her own mother before her little-known fame came about.
The common thread between both Tiffany and Michelle is that they both seem to think they are worth more to the world then they really are. Seeing as neither one of them are a Doctors or Scientist; the world can do without 2 ugly, rude, pieces of street trash. It should also be pointed out that on Flavor of Love season 1, Sister Patterson showed up to the show with an average looking male to escort her. But by the time of FOL season 2 came about; she was seen with a more model-type looking male. Proving her so-called bad-ass attitude was more of a ploy to become famous and as a famous person, her tastes in men had become more geared towards younger and more attractive men. Both Tiffany and her mother Michelle have both shown traits of fronting a FAKE PERSONA in order to become and stay famous. As was seen in a reunion special for Flavor of Love; where the cast wanted to beat Tiffany ass. And when the security finally stepped in to protect Tiffany; she then became bold and started making threats. But she was relatively quite before security had stepped in. A "True" Bad-Ass wouldn't have bitched up so quickly. Leading to the FAKE PERSONA; Tiffany's Ebonics will disappear from time to time. Replaced with a very Proper English way of speaking. This comes from the fact that she was raised in (Utica, New York); As opposed to a poor ghetto. Which is something Tiffany never eludes to. Because she wants people to think she is Hard from being raised in some poor Crime-Ridden city in New York. Which is NOT THE CASE.
The common thread between both Tiffany and Michelle is that they both seem to think they are worth more to the world then they really are. Seeing as neither one of them are a Doctors or Scientist; the world can do without 2 ugly, rude, pieces of street trash. It should also be pointed out that on Flavor of Love season 1, Sister Patterson showed up to the show with an average looking male to escort her. But by the time of FOL season 2 came about; she was seen with a more model-type looking male. Proving her so-called bad-ass attitude was more of a ploy to become famous and as a famous person, her tastes in men had become more geared towards younger and more attractive men. Both Tiffany and her mother Michelle have both shown traits of fronting a FAKE PERSONA in order to become and stay famous. As was seen in a reunion special for Flavor of Love; where the cast wanted to beat Tiffany ass. And when the security finally stepped in to protect Tiffany; she then became bold and started making threats. But she was relatively quite before security had stepped in. A "True" Bad-Ass wouldn't have bitched up so quickly. Leading to the FAKE PERSONA; Tiffany's Ebonics will disappear from time to time. Replaced with a very Proper English way of speaking. This comes from the fact that she was raised in (Utica, New York); As opposed to a poor ghetto. Which is something Tiffany never eludes to. Because she wants people to think she is Hard from being raised in some poor Crime-Ridden city in New York. Which is NOT THE CASE.
It's sad that someone so Worthless, Ugly and Mean as Tiffany Pollard can become famous these days. There is billions of people working 15 hour days just to make a decent living and all Tiffany had to do is act like a rude slut and now she is famous! Did I wake up in a different reality or something? Because I don't remember the world being this petty when I was a child. But maybe I just didn't notice until now.
by the2ndflood September 30, 2008
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How the F**K can I make custom Wallpaper when every waste-of-space blogger keeps Blog Photo Smearing the same pictures?! Some of these stupid sites even smear their web address several times over the entire picture! It's not theirs to begin with; so tagging it as theirs doesn't actually make it belong to them!! And dumb ass Perez Hilton's stupid comments aren't even funny! He ruined a photo of Pamela Anderson by drawling a little guy saying "Help" between her boobs. Wow! Real creative!! I wish I could be that cleaver!! So there is one hundred sites; all sharing the same photo; but each tagging it as their own! F**KING pointless!! Thanks Jack Ass's!!!
by the2ndflood September 28, 2008
Get the Blog Photo Smearing mug.A Virus Writer is a type of human trash that spends their free time creating computer viruses that hurt millions and even billions of people worldwide. Their goal is to create a computer virus that causes so much damage; that the news talks about the event; then the Virus Writer gets Bragging Rights. So they cause millions of people's computers to crash and die. They cause companies to lose millions of dollars in lost revenue; that is then past onto the ordinary consumer to help recoup those lost costs. All so these pieces of trash can brag to some people that most likely they never met offline. Computer Viruses come in several form; ranging from just a simple Annoyance, to completely destroying computers and servers, even to identity Theft. Virus Writer tend to be weak, pathetic, computer nerds. People too pathetic to commit a crime in person. So instead of offering the world something great; some brand new unique idea; or form of help. Virus Writers end up causing the world to be just that one step closer to being Hell On Earth. Some Conspiracy Theories revolve around the idea that the bulk of viruses are created by companies that directly profit from creating systems aimed to stop the damage caused by computer viruses (Anti-Virus/Firewall/Spyware Detectors/Ect). Because without the threat of viruses and hackers, these companies have no business to profit from. Most computer viruses are created from viruses that have already been created in the past. The writer just gets a hold of an old virus that was successful in causing all types of damage; then they just modify it a bit to fit their new needs. A lot of Virus Writer are children and teens. The instruction of Computer Repair and Programming are very common in schools today. So the threat from computer viruses is not only, (NOT) going to die down, it is going to get much, much worse as these children and teens explore a field that was once limited to only a handful of computer savvy users. And seeing as both children and teens don't yet have a very well established sense of what these types of viruses can do; this only adds fuel to the fire. Virus Writer are no longer content with causing problems with computers; they are moving more and more into PDA's and Cell Phones. As these devices become more common; scum bags see a new way to harass and hurt people. The very popular iPhone PDA has already started to fall under attack from these types of virtues. Companies like Microsoft envision a persons automobile and house one day being controlled remotely by computers. The idea is that the owner can control Lights, TV's, Alarms, ect using software and a PDA. If this comes to be, Virus Writers will surely follow suit with new ways created chaos. Maybe even crashing a server that controls an entire house or automobile. So until Virus Writers are forced to face much more severe consequences for their actions; the rest of us will continue, AS ALWAYS, to suffer due to the acts of these criminals.
I wish I could travel through a computer monitor. Then I could beat the ever loving S**T out of that scum bag Virus Writer who crashed my secondary hard drive!! $150 wasted because some piece of trash thought it would be funny to create a computer virus! God, please give me this 1 gift! Pretty Please!!!
by the2ndflood September 28, 2008
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I don't know man. This girl was so hot I just wanted to have Breast Break Sex with her! I kept smashing her fake boobs together, and that made her even hornier! It was crazy!
by the2ndflood September 29, 2008
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Real Player is such junk! And every time I go to shut it down, the Task Manager Lag can be easily a minute! In over 15 years Microsoft still hasn't been able to fix this giant problem!
by the2ndflood September 28, 2008
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God Damn it man! Every week I end up installing something that installs this stupid Yahoo Toolbar onto my computer! I'm sick of uninstalling something I was never even asked to install in the first place! I hope Yahoo ends up just like AOL. Broken, poor and on deaths door!
by the2ndflood October 5, 2008
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