the2ndflood's definitions
1. Where-in a man masturbates so much in a short period of time, that he receives pain instead of an orgasm. 2. Like an automobile gas tank, he no longer has any liquid in the tank.
I was so longly once that I masturbated 10 times in a single night. My Ball Fumes hurt like a mother F***er!
by the2ndflood October 5, 2007
Get the Ball Fumesmug. Twizzlers lips are formed when a man or woman has either injections or plastic implants placed in their lips. Which ends up creating a very unnatural Twizzlers-like shape to their lips. The Twizzlers candy has a bumpy, odd shape to them; which is exactly what Lip Enhancements ((always)) end up making that persons lips look like.
I noticed Mila Kunis went with the Twizzlers lips look. That is like pouring SH*T all over the Mona lisa... Lip implants NEVER look real and ALWAYS look stupid! I miss the Hot Mila Kunis!
by the2ndflood August 24, 2008
Get the Twizzlers lipsmug. An Urban Dick Flooder is someone that post completely useless garbage on Urban Dictionary. They cause Editors to spend hours sorting through WOS (Waste Of Space) posts, in order to find the legitimate New Word descriptions. These types of Posters tend to not have their own accounts, and often times are first-time viewers of the site. Since they don't care about the site, or it's rules, they post generic junk like "Jenna is so hot!" and "Tommy is a F@G!". These types of posts create a giant mess of posts that legitimate Posters and Editors have to sort through. Which can cause delays of new words being posted to the site by weeks, even months. Many legitimate words can even be dismissed on accident due to this fact.
Man am I getting sick of sorting through WOS posts from Urban Dick Flooders! If they would just read the rules, so much time wouldn't be wasted sorting through all of this S**T! I have some words that have been sitting on hold for months because legitimate Editors like myself spend more time deleting WOS posts, then we do getting to post true, creative content.
by the2ndflood August 21, 2008
Get the Urban Dick Floodersmug. 1. A sex act where-in 2 people use a double-headed dildo to make their anus's kiss. 2. Pushing a dildo that is in two persons anus's so deep that both of their anus's come in contact with each other. 3. Anus kissing.
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
Get the Anus to Anusmug. A lame, generic person that has no thoughts of their own, so they conform to a trend. Examples; 5 classifications. 1. A Civic- A person that buys only Import cars, tricks the car out the same way, listens to nothing but Rap music, blasts the bass too loud, and speaks with Ebonics. 2 A Gothhead- A person that listens to nothing but Metal & Goth music, smokes heavily, makes rude comments, treats others with disrespect, and is an Atheist. 3. A White Poser- A White male or female that follows all trends that deal with the Black culture. Listens to nothing but Rap music, speaks in broken English, dresses like a thug, and drives a tricked-out car.4. A Paris Hilton- A person that acts better then everyone else because they have money. Speaks in a very clean, but goofy American accent. Drives Cadillac's and Lexus's only, and excessively shops and spends money. 5. A Redneck- A person that speaks with a broken, Southern accent. Drives Ford & Chevy trucks. Hunts & Fishes. Listens to only Country music. Ignorant to other race, sexual, and Non-Christian issues.(A Redneck is not the same as a Southern person. A Redneck is Ignorant to anything but White issues. Often times Raciest and Homophobic) Trend Followers are also know as "Sheep" and "Conformers."
by the2ndflood March 3, 2008
Get the Trend Followersmug. Bobby-Tommy is a term used when referring to the made up names foreign Customer Care reps are forced to use when dealing with American, European, Canadian and any other English speaking nation. Outsourced Customer Care (CC) for short, is mainly outsourced to places like India, China, and the Philippians. Where their native names are not as commonly used elsewhere in the world. So companies give these employees Bobby-Tommy's. Example: A name of Yashodhara Abhay would be given an Americanized name of Bobby Smith. This trick is suppose to help the customer feel like they are not dealing with outsourced labor, but it rarely, if ever works.
Well I left my wireless carrier today. I was stuck on hold for an hour and ended up speaking with yet another Bobby-Tommy. I couldn't understand a word they were saying, but they somehow managed to mess up my account again. Do these companies really think giving a name Jennifer Warner to someone that could barely speak English would fool me into thinking I was speaking to an American?
by the2ndflood August 4, 2008
Get the Bobby-Tommymug. (1). A Republican who hosts The O'Reilly Factor on the Fox News Channel; a channel with ties to the Far-Right American Republican party. A So-Called Independent who was thrilled when George W. Bush was reelected to the presidency in 2004, but then told the Democrats not to rub their victory in the faces of the Republican's, when the Democrats won control of the US House and Senate in 2006. (3). A bully who uses his audience as a tool to win debates on his show. (4). A person who was accused of sexual harassment around the same time his first children's book came out . He of course settled the case out of court and swept the incident under the rug. (5). A Rich-White-Male who made a racist comment after visiting a Black-Owned and Run restaurant in Harlem New York; "(Bill) I couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean it was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks. There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, '@#$%^&, I want more ice tea!'" (6). A Stereotypical Religious Fanatic who is against gay marriage, Stem cell research, abortion, illegal immigration and equal rights for gay and lesbian's persons. (7). A person that uses his show to spread Republican ideals, hatred, and fears. (8). A tool of the Bush administration. (9). A lier.
Bill O'Reilly is such a lier! He claims to be an Independent, but always defends George W. Bush! If a child called George Bush a Poopy-head, Bill would sound off on it using his show.
by the2ndflood November 22, 2007
Get the Bill O'Reillymug.