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Definitions by the prophet

Bring Back Hairy Pussies.
A "grass roots" movement to bring back that oh so sexy 70's look.
bbhp by the prophet April 19, 2005

anti-americanism 

A major world religion that gained sudden popularity in mid-2002 in all countries apart from the USA, following the inspired actions of the largely misunderestimated President G W Bush, head of the 'Parents Against Scary Things' society. See also 'sanity'.
US Citizen - Why don't none you folks like us guys no more?

Anyone Else - We've realised that Christianity is a considerably less appealing religion than anti-americanism.
anti-americanism by The Prophet March 19, 2005
The name given to kirtland, stands for mormons, murderers, and melon heads
Damn, I live in 3M.
3m by the prophet June 7, 2004

melon head 

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.
Holy shit that was a melon head.
melon head by the prophet June 7, 2004

governator 

California's answer to Minnesota's former governer Jesse "the body" Ventura. Now maybe California's governor can kick Minnesota's governors ass. We'll see if Gray will be back.
The terminator kicked Gray Davis' democratic ass!!!
Democrats piss me off!!!

Where'd Gray go? He's been erased
governator by the Prophet August 7, 2003

jesse jackson 

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.
jesse jackson by the prophet July 30, 2003

two man luge 

The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph
Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!
two man luge by the prophet June 27, 2003