the prophet's definitions

Strom Thurmond

1. A withered old southern racist fart who once spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes without sitting down to protest the civil rights act of 1957.
2. Trent Lott's bufu buddy

That old bastard is finally dead. He decided to check out after he heard about the supreme court voting in favor of gay rights. Good riddens, you old fuck.

by the prophet June 27, 2003

candiferousness

There is no definition to to this word. It's something I heard Don King say once.

I gave Don King the mexican avalanche with great prejudice and candiferousness.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

junque

a higher quality high yield bond. One rated BBB or BB, and not CCC or D.
Junque bonds are usually temporary downgrades like GM and Ford bonds that have a high yield and still a good margin of safety.

I reccomend junque bonds to clients as a good way to leverage yield in an otherwise short duration portfolio.
Word to your fucking mom!

by the prophet March 25, 2003

one cheek sneak

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.

My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

homo slice

disciple of the prophet, sent to earth by the prophet to sell non rated california muni bonds to rich old people.

Homo Slice sells all those tobacco settlement bonds, but he can't stop the prophet from hittin on his mom.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

butherface

a girl with a good body and a nasty face. e.g. Sarah Jessica Parker.

she had a smokin body butherface was so nasty I had to get out the old paper bag.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

coney island whitefish

a used condom floating in a river

I saw a rubber glove floating in the river and I thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish

by the prophet March 24, 2003