one cheek sneak

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.
My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!
by the prophet March 27, 2003
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homo slice

disciple of the prophet, sent to earth by the prophet to sell non rated california muni bonds to rich old people.
Homo Slice sells all those tobacco settlement bonds, but he can't stop the prophet from hittin on his mom.
by the prophet March 26, 2003
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melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.
by the prophet June 08, 2004
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bronx run

a drive down from Westchester county to the North Bronx (usually 233rd st) for the purpose of purchasing marijuana. Most often done during lunch period for high school students
Black people in the bronx will not attack white kids who look out of place in the Bronx because they are on a Bronx Run, and that's half of 233rd st's economy
by the prophet March 26, 2003
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Strom Thurmond

1. A withered old southern racist fart who once spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes without sitting down to protest the civil rights act of 1957.
2. Trent Lott's bufu buddy
That old bastard is finally dead. He decided to check out after he heard about the supreme court voting in favor of gay rights. Good riddens, you old fuck.
by the prophet June 27, 2003
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jesse jackson

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.
by the prophet July 30, 2003
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two man luge

The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph
Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!
by the prophet June 27, 2003
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