the prophet's definitions

yambag

your nut sack

while that girl was passed out I draped my yambag over her face and took a picture for my personal collection of yambag shots

by the prophet March 28, 2003

jesse jackson

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.

Jesse Jackson is a fraud.

by the prophet July 30, 2003

evil compliance lady

a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garbage.

The evil compliance lady made me send a disclosure form to myself once, disclosing something to myself that I myself had just done. What a bitch!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

buttclit

two rednecks who like to fuck each other after a night of cow tipping in north dakota

look at those two buttclit's go at it. hey, aren't they first cousins or something?

by the prophet March 24, 2003

colonblow

a product designed to clean your colon from the inside out.

I tried colonblow and I took a 5 foot dooty.

by the prophet April 7, 2003

melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.

Holy shit that was a melon head.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

la chickina

a restaurant in Las Vegas that is just around the corner from whereever you are going.

La Chickina!

by the prophet March 29, 2003