bonesmuggler

1. One who tries to smuggle another man's bone.
2. A homosexual. One who puts his penis in another man's ass.
3. A fugdepacker.
4. Fag
Garret Rustand is a bonesmuggler.
by the prophet June 26, 2003
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melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.
by the prophet June 07, 2004
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Strom Thurmond

1. A withered old southern racist fart who once spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes without sitting down to protest the civil rights act of 1957.
2. Trent Lott's bufu buddy
That old bastard is finally dead. He decided to check out after he heard about the supreme court voting in favor of gay rights. Good riddens, you old fuck.
by the prophet June 27, 2003
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candiferousness

There is no definition to to this word. It's something I heard Don King say once.
I gave Don King the mexican avalanche with great prejudice and candiferousness.
by the prophet March 26, 2003
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red eye

when you moon someone and within that act you open your butt cheeks to expose your asshole
it's fun to give passing cars a red eye on the bronx river parkway
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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anti-americanism

A major world religion that gained sudden popularity in mid-2002 in all countries apart from the USA, following the inspired actions of the largely misunderestimated President G W Bush, head of the 'Parents Against Scary Things' society. See also 'sanity'.
US Citizen - Why don't none you folks like us guys no more?

Anyone Else - We've realised that Christianity is a considerably less appealing religion than anti-americanism.
by The Prophet March 19, 2005
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two man luge

The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph
Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!
by the prophet June 27, 2003
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