the product's definitions

Float

To buy liquor for a party. To be the boot.

"I floated the gongshow last night, and no one even through a free mickey my way. I'll never boot for those girls again."

by the product September 6, 2005

Dragon Slayer

From, "You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.

"Gillies has been a dragon slayer longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"

by the product September 26, 2005

Larf

1. A loud barf, generally the most respected of vomit trails.

2. A sign of agreement, a remark confirming a fact or phrase.

1. "I larfed all over the house last night, and I swear the window panes were shaking."

2. Guy #1 "We should session the trails tonight and then have a brew."
Guy #2 "I'll larf to that."

by the product September 5, 2005

Beak

Verb. To make fun of someone loudly and obscenely. A beak does not have to be sarcastic as much as it has to be rude, and loud.

Often executed from a moving vehicle to a pedestrian on the sidewalk. Can also be down to girls, but is not necessarily sexual.

"I beaked the Bulk so hard he was in tears by the end of the 2nd period"

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From a car:
"Kill YOURseeeeeeellllfff!"

by the product October 10, 2005

Cube

A 30 pack of beers. Usually the best buy. Don't confuse it with the bitch cube.

"John bought a cube last night and wouldn't let anyone have a beer, but after his 15th he was so fucked that I just stole a bunch."

by the product September 26, 2005

The 3 S's

1. to Shit, Shower, Shave.
2. Or infront of parents: To shower, shave, celebrate shomer shabbis.

"Let's hit that gongshow you were talking about last night."
"Sure, but let me do the 3 S's first."

by the product August 14, 2005

Lamping

Chilling, hanging out, cooling down after a gongshow.

Guy #1 "After that broad we tag teamed last night, we was lampin' for hours just holdin' our testosterones!"
Guy #2 "Gross man, did not want to hear that."

by the product September 5, 2005