the moody poet's definitions
Cock-Death is when a girl or guy chokes to death on a cock while having a fuck!
Cock-Death is when a penis strangles, throttles, suffocates or asphyxiates a girl or guy to death, usually during sexual intercourse.
Cock-Death is a medical term used when an autopsy concludes that the patient died having their airways and lungs blocked by a penis during intercourse.
Cock-Death is when a penis strangles, throttles, suffocates or asphyxiates a girl or guy to death, usually during sexual intercourse.
Cock-Death is a medical term used when an autopsy concludes that the patient died having their airways and lungs blocked by a penis during intercourse.
"I mean that must have been some really hard kink for Mandy to die of Cock-Death like that on her wedding night!"
"I heard she had 2 cocks in her mouth when she died and that the insurance company is thinking of changing Cock-Death to Cocks-Death just for her." "What a tribute!"
"Amanda from Melrose Place will die of Cock-Death in an up-coming episode but will be brought back by Billy using CPR."
"Apparently Chris nearly died from cock-death last night."
"I heard she had 2 cocks in her mouth when she died and that the insurance company is thinking of changing Cock-Death to Cocks-Death just for her." "What a tribute!"
"Amanda from Melrose Place will die of Cock-Death in an up-coming episode but will be brought back by Billy using CPR."
"Apparently Chris nearly died from cock-death last night."
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the Cock-Deathmug. 2 B Horny!
Can also mean to be on edge, on your toes, or upset about something.
2 B upset and skirt around the issue.
Can also mean to be on edge, on your toes, or upset about something.
2 B upset and skirt around the issue.
"I'm toey!" "Blow me Bitch!"
"Why are you so toey tonight?"
"I'm pregnant! "Charles wants me to have an abortion ok!!!"
"Well that's a nice change, you knowing who the father is!"
"Now whose being toey you fucking paddle slap?"
"Why are you so toey tonight?"
"I'm pregnant! "Charles wants me to have an abortion ok!!!"
"Well that's a nice change, you knowing who the father is!"
"Now whose being toey you fucking paddle slap?"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the toeymug. When someone rapes a person using their finger or fingers.
The act of using your fingers to violate and force a sexual and violent act upon an unwilling victim.
To be fingered without consent.
To put yer fingers in someone's puss when yer not suppose to!
To force electrical equipment up someone.
The act of using your fingers to violate and force a sexual and violent act upon an unwilling victim.
To be fingered without consent.
To put yer fingers in someone's puss when yer not suppose to!
To force electrical equipment up someone.
A Masseur was jailed for digital rape under the Victorian Crimes Act for fingering one of is clients without her consent.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the digital rapemug. When you pick up a slut or slag on a long airplane trip and have sex with them in the plane toilets to pass the long hours of time.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
"How was your trip Johnny?" "You get Jet Lag?"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Jet Slagmug. A Urinal-Slut is usually a gay guy or a horny girl that hangs around urinals waiting for sex. See George Michael or Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton screamed, "I really wish Elizabeth Hurley would stop hoggin' the urinal!" "I'm the urinal-slut!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the Urinal-Slutmug. Death of a Princess is a true life movie on how Princess Misha'al (Saudi Arabian Princess Misha'al bint Fahd al Saud) was executed for falling in love.
Under the evils of Islamic Law & her murderous family the Princess's family put down her killing as an honor killing.
The princess was influenced by the freedom and spirituality of the west, and decided to refuse to marry her cousin (forced incestuous wedding), and tried to run off and flee Saudi Arabia and Islam with her lover.
Princess Misha'al was executed at the age of 19 along with her lover who was aged 20.
Princess Misha'al grandfather, Prince Muhammad bin Abdul Aziz, ordered the hit (execution).
Under the evils of Islamic Law & her murderous family the Princess's family put down her killing as an honor killing.
The princess was influenced by the freedom and spirituality of the west, and decided to refuse to marry her cousin (forced incestuous wedding), and tried to run off and flee Saudi Arabia and Islam with her lover.
Princess Misha'al was executed at the age of 19 along with her lover who was aged 20.
Princess Misha'al grandfather, Prince Muhammad bin Abdul Aziz, ordered the hit (execution).
Princess Misha'al almost escaped Islam, but was killed in an honor killing by her family.
The House of Saud (Saudi Royal Family) tried to buy out Death of a Princess by the Media Broadcaster, but was flatly turned down on moral grounds that murder or honor killings cannot be covered up with money, veils or extortion by oil.
The House of Saud (Saudi Royal Family) tried to buy out Death of a Princess by the Media Broadcaster, but was flatly turned down on moral grounds that murder or honor killings cannot be covered up with money, veils or extortion by oil.
by The Moody Poet February 6, 2007
Get the Princess Misha'almug. A transexual is what judges and politicians do in their spare time after work.
A transexual is when a man gets dressed up in women's clothing i.e. panties, bra, lacy crotchless knickers, suspenders, mini skirt, slutty wig, riding crop whip... You horny yet? You get the idea, or just look up the American politican Hoover.
See transsexual, tranny, trany, working girl,The Prophet Muhammad, Drag Queen, Queen of Hollywood, Hedda Hopper, Louella Parsons or Elda Furry.
A transexual is when a man gets dressed up in women's clothing i.e. panties, bra, lacy crotchless knickers, suspenders, mini skirt, slutty wig, riding crop whip... You horny yet? You get the idea, or just look up the American politican Hoover.
See transsexual, tranny, trany, working girl,The Prophet Muhammad, Drag Queen, Queen of Hollywood, Hedda Hopper, Louella Parsons or Elda Furry.
Hoover said in his best transexual voice, "Does this red mini-skirt make me look too commy Hedda?"
"Please Hoover I'm on a call at the moment!"
"But Hedda the phones not even plugged in!"
"Please Hoover I'm on a call at the moment!"
"But Hedda the phones not even plugged in!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the transexualmug.