When two guys hang out together in a non-romantic fashion over dinner or a show. Also referred to as a "man date".
I was planning to take my wife out to see the Bostones with dinner beforehand. She bailed at the last minute, so I invited Eric and we went out on a dick date.
by the comand'r August 26, 2014
Opposite of the pie hole, as it is the evacuation route for the intake from your pie hole, aka your butthole.
Amy: Marco sure was downing a lot of tacos yesterday when we crossed the boarder.
Max: Ya, and he smothered them with jalapeños. You know what happens to your bye hole after putting that much in your pie hole. He’s gonna have a rough morning tomorrow - surely creating a heat seat.
Amy: If he lasts over night. Typically, when he eats that much hot stuff, it goes straight from his pie hole to bye hole in a matter of hours. He seems to enjoy a good reaper reminder event now and again.
Max: Ya, and he smothered them with jalapeños. You know what happens to your bye hole after putting that much in your pie hole. He’s gonna have a rough morning tomorrow - surely creating a heat seat.
Amy: If he lasts over night. Typically, when he eats that much hot stuff, it goes straight from his pie hole to bye hole in a matter of hours. He seems to enjoy a good reaper reminder event now and again.
by the comand'r June 18, 2021
What you get the morning after tangling with a Carolina Reaper pepper, the burning sensation of taking the dump to get it out of your body.
Ted really went after it when he ordered 10 Carolina Reaper chicken wings last night. He powered through 6 and then tapped out, though he took the remaining four to-go and finished them later in the eve. The next morning he got the early morning reaper reminder and remained skittish about his PMBM that was coming later that day. The whole experience gave new meaning to heat seat.
by the comand'r February 04, 2021
Your spouse or family member when you are working from home. Corollary to office husband or office wife.
Dennis: Pam just walked in while I was on my conference call. As we have to share our home and both sustain our working environments, I am learning to manage along with my home coworker. When this Coronavirus blows over, I am going to introduce Pam to Jenny so that my home coworker can meet my office wife. Perhaps tonight I will call a meeting with my home coworker to put some effort toward producing a corona boomer.
by the comand'r April 03, 2020
Opposite of a go-cup. A cup that is typically quite large, e.g. 32 oz. plus in volume and filled with booze which is used to discourage someone from leaving.
Amy: Drew has been drinking all day, and has maintained a nice buzz through the day.
Lisa: Ya, we went to breakfast and he started with bloody's at Maudie's and then I went boot shopping with the girls and Drew went over to watch the game with his college buddies. Apparently, he was going to leave at half-time, though they served him a screwdriver stay-cup, so he lasted to the end of the game. Ubered over with his go-cup. And here we are.
Lisa: Ya, we went to breakfast and he started with bloody's at Maudie's and then I went boot shopping with the girls and Drew went over to watch the game with his college buddies. Apparently, he was going to leave at half-time, though they served him a screwdriver stay-cup, so he lasted to the end of the game. Ubered over with his go-cup. And here we are.
by the comand'r November 17, 2019
Chuck: Dude, I just saw Rick macking with Kate at the mall. I thought Kate was still with Tommy.
Sean: Hey man, it’s cool. I heard that Rick broke it off with Kate and he cleared Tommy to date Kate, so Tommy did his dude diligence.
Sean: Hey man, it’s cool. I heard that Rick broke it off with Kate and he cleared Tommy to date Kate, so Tommy did his dude diligence.
by the comand'r November 14, 2013
The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.
Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.
by the comand'r October 10, 2016