the DUDE's definitions

fornicator of beasts

Some sick fuck who likes to fuck animals!

Get the fuck outta here, you dirty fornicator of beasts!

by The Dude June 20, 2003

Highlight reel

phenomenon that occurs when masterbating without visual aids(i.e. porn, dirty photos, etc.) but to the thought of familiar girls. a mental run-through of various girls until deciding on a "closer" to get-er-done.

I had a good highlight reel last night but I couldn't commit on a closer.

by THe dude December 5, 2004

lovll

Stands for Lots of Very Loud Laughter.
Comes from LOL and LOVL. It is just the "next level up" on the humour scale.

A: (extremely funny joke)
B: lovll

by The Dude April 7, 2005

dangleberries

crums of faeces that are caught on anul hair and dried into balls of faeses.

check your dangleberries mate!

by the dude October 1, 2003

glamer

GLamer, pronounced lamer, with a G

A Stoned pronounciation of Lamer

duuuuudee ur such a glamerr...

by The Dude April 5, 2004

Logjammer

One who comes to fix the cable.

Don't be fatous, Jeffery

Also, The Dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. Walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again

by The Dude March 4, 2003

farb

fat ass rugby bitch. Female rugby players that are fat and nasty and enjoy rolling in the mud for no freaking legit reason other than increasing their level of discustingness.

Look at those farbs beating each other up over that damn ball.

by the dude May 13, 2005