telephony's definitions

the fit has hit the shan

A polite way of saying (or typing) the phrase, "the shit has hit the fan".

{Seen on an online forum}: yea, the fit has hit the shan...think we're discussing all of this in the POLITICAL FORUM, Ang. in the, "From Ferguson With Love" thread...

by Telephony November 26, 2014

Commercialbowl

What the Superbowl is to some viewers who don't care at all for the football part; but only watch it for the new commercials.

Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, the Commercialbowl is on today!!! I don't watch it for the foot-testicle {football}, I watch it for the new commercials!!!

by Telephony March 11, 2012

uricide

The act of killing a fly or other insect in a urinal by hitting it with your urine stream

I just committed first degree uricide of that horsefly that was in the pisscan.

by Telephony October 24, 2010

nippular area

On a female cat, the nippular area is located on the kitty's underside (belly) strictly within the boobal area. The nipples (teats) are easily palpable unless the kitty has been spayed and they've all "dried up".

Come here Nikki, let's rub your boobal area and nippular area too!

by Telephony July 30, 2014

douchewasher

What some people might call a dishwasher, esp. when they truly hate to load & empty the thing.

Tom, it's your turn to load the douchewasher after dinner!

by Telephony September 7, 2013

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony June 15, 2014

timber bell

A timber bell is a fairly large (~1 foot dia.) bell in a tavern or bar that is readily accessible to customers. When the bell is rung, the customer who rang it buys a round for the house.

{ding! ding! ding!} Hey, somebody just rang the timber bell! Free drinks on the way!!!

by Telephony May 19, 2021