ducking fisgusted

It means, "fucking disgusted" but bypasses the onboard censor found in many online BBSs, fora, and games.

I'm ducking fisgusted.
It is 100 in the shade, not counting the humidity factor - the kind of weather that brings out all the worst in people...and, doncha know, cancha tell, this evening was *my* turn to be abused by a 'Honky Blocker'.

by Telephony July 11, 2014

potty factory

A place (usually a business) where ordinary things get turned into sexual things by one or more employees; e.g. at a barbecue store, the words "buns". "wieners", and "meat" are spoken about like "butt" (instead of a bread product), "penuses" (instead of pork products), and "penus" again, instead of dead cow.

{Hank, to his drinking buddies in the alley}: Well, dome with this shit for the day. Back to the potty factory tomorrow.

by Telephony December 23, 2011

tee-tee

Urine, esp. dog urine.
Can be used to describe the act of urinating or the poddy itself.

Tiffy, you're in Mrs. Carmichael's lawn now. Go tee-tee! Go tee-tee!!!
{faint sound of a dog urinating
GOOD GIRL!!! Make that fucking douchenoozle's lawn turn brown!!!
Serves her right for pissing and moaning about my wheelie bin every goddamn week!

by Telephony December 19, 2021

S&M

No, it's not sadomasochism
S&M stands for Stand & Model; some fag bars labelled as S&M bars favour the hottest-looking customers while purposefully ignoring the uglier or older ones.

The Manray in Seattle was an S&M bar -- you had to be at least reasonably attractive in order to get a drink in the joint.

by Telephony February 11, 2022

take a plop

Means the same as the phrases, "leave a shit", "take a dump", "drop a stool", "pinch a loaf", etc.

{Husoos}: Hold on there Jesse! I need to take a plop before we hit the bars!

by Telephony March 07, 2016

faggotistic

Of, or possessing the qualities of being gay; e.g. the stereotypical limp wrist (e.g. the person has LWS aka. broken wrist syndrome), the lisp, the hands on the hips, waving his ass around, etc.

Look at that dude over there. He's so faggotistic, he must be a real flamer!

by Telephony September 14, 2019

homophones

Gay telephones!

Look at those two old rotary telephones on that desk. Note the way their cords are all tangled up with one another -- they must be homophones of some kind!

by Telephony September 21, 2016