A common, usually deliberate misspelling of the word, "cigarette".
Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
#JOSH: Hey Hozay, can you spare a siggeret?
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
by Telephony March 17, 2013
Get the siggeretmug. Any of a number of ants that can be found indoors. So-named because they make your fingers smell like micturition (piss) when you squish them. The odour comes primarily from formic acid in the insect's body that is released when you kill it by smashing it between your fingers or squish it between your finger and a wall, sink, floor, etc.
by Telephony May 01, 2015
Get the piss antmug. The residue left behind by some types of adhesive tape (duct tape is particularly notorious for this) when the tape is removed.
{Seen on a web page hosting a review of a drone}:
And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.
I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.
And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.
I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.
by Telephony October 03, 2020
Get the tape poopmug. The complete polar opposite of a hardon -- that is, when you're fucking somebody (female OR male) when your dick goes flaccid (limp) while you're still inside them.
I was cornholing this really hot dude last night, and I suddenly got a raging softoff. How fucking embarrasing!!!
by Telephony January 04, 2017
Get the softoffmug. The sound of automobile horns created entirely by hardware or software synthesis.
No real car horns are harmed when synthetic car horns are used.
Most frequently found in synthesizer music and computer demo zax.
No real car horns are harmed when synthetic car horns are used.
Most frequently found in synthesizer music and computer demo zax.
The demo program for the Apple Mac titled, "Chevrolet" by the computer demo group Nooon has synthetic car horns in it. Howl kewl!!!
by Telephony April 04, 2015
Get the synthetic car hornsmug. In a multiple-cat household a food crook is the cat that goes from bowl-to-bowl eating all of the other cats' food.
by Telephony November 19, 2014
Get the food crookmug. A step-down transformer, the same shape as and somewhat larger than a garbage can, normally seen bolted to the side of a utility pole in many suburban & rural neighbourhoods.
Pole pigs convert 7,200 or 4,300 volts distribution power down to 120 and 240 volts used by most homes in the United States.
Pole pigs convert 7,200 or 4,300 volts distribution power down to 120 and 240 volts used by most homes in the United States.
Hey Martha!
Check out that pole pig over there -- the bolts that hold it to the pole are rusted and are about to bust!
That pole pig's going down!!!
Check out that pole pig over there -- the bolts that hold it to the pole are rusted and are about to bust!
That pole pig's going down!!!
by Telephony September 20, 2014
Get the pole pigmug.