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Definitions by telephony

We're off to see the toilet 

A take on the brief jingle, "We're off to see the wizard" from the movie, "The Wizard of Oz".
Sung when you're on your way to the bathroom to take a plop (leave a shit, go poo-poo, lay a log, etc.)
♪ We're off to see the toilet, ♪
♪ The wonderful toliet bowl! ♪

Note the spelling of the word toilet in the second verse; it is pronounced, "toa LYE'it" in order for it to have three syllables.

urine and acetic acid 

A more polite way to say the phrase, "piss and vinegar"; that is, a person or animal that is full of energy & spunk.
{Craig}: Boy, Puffin is full of the proverbial urine and acetic acid this morning, isn't he?
{Angie}: Just say piss and vinegar!
This is ***NOT*** the PCAT that you might be thinking of (an ancient desktop computer; the immediate successor to the PCXT) -- no, a PCAT is a housecat who's apparent primary goal in life is to piss on anything and everything that it can: counters, cabinet doors, sinks, rugs & carpets, walls (esp. behind large planters), clothes, in open washing machines, etc.

Pronounced exactly like you would expect; like the phrase, "pee cat".
Get rid of that goddamn PCAT because it's pissing all over everything!
PCAT by Telephony May 16, 2016

asshole thermometer 

Hey Jerry, don't put that fucking thing in your mouth cos it's an asshole thermometer!

vicey versey 

How many people say the phrase, "vice versa".
{Craig}: Mark, please clean out the plastic cat toliet and the sink -- or vicey versey.
vicey versey by Telephony May 11, 2016

piss weasel 

Plain & simple: another name for the penis.
{Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}

As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
piss weasel by Telephony May 10, 2016

ear pollution 

Very similar to noise pollution; ear pollution is generally regarded as music that is audible to a listener who's taste in musical genres differs greatly from the music currently playing.

For example, a metal song (such as by Anthrax or Metallica) playing within earshot of a listener of adult contemporary or country western music playing rather loudly when the listener is a metalhead would be considered by that listener as ear pollution.
Turn that gosh darn-diddly-arn ear pollution down willya?!? I'm trying to get some Kenny Rogers in over here!!!
ear pollution by Telephony May 3, 2016