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A cat whos ass smells like horse shit.
Cats putting their litterbox muscles in your face is not as uncommon as one might think, so you can get a snootful fairly readily. :-/
Cats putting their litterbox muscles in your face is not as uncommon as one might think, so you can get a snootful fairly readily. :-/
by Telephony April 24, 2015
Get the horse puckey cat mug.The host of the successful TV reality program, Bar Rescue shown on Spike TV, in which Jon finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.
Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew are going to try and rescue the Pink Toenail Cocktail Lounge tomorrow! Now THAT I've GOT to see!!! :-O
by Telephony April 26, 2015
Get the Jon Taffer mug.The sound of somebody popping their fingers, created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis -- not all unlike how synthetic clapping, synthetic cans, synthetic car horns, etc. are produced.
Kat McSnatch's song, "I Don't Like You" is terrific, but it would be even better if it had synthetic finger popping it instead of real finger popping.
by Telephony April 30, 2015
Get the synthetic finger popping mug.When referencing a pet, this term stands for Indoor/Outdoor.
That is, a dog or cat that spends as much time outside as it spends inside.
That is, a dog or cat that spends as much time outside as it spends inside.
Candy is our new I/O cat -- she sleeps outside at night but comes in the house to play with our other kitties during the day.
by Telephony May 1, 2015
Get the I/O mug.Any of a number of ants that can be found indoors. So-named because they make your fingers smell like micturition (piss) when you squish them. The odour comes primarily from formic acid in the insect's body that is released when you kill it by smashing it between your fingers or squish it between your finger and a wall, sink, floor, etc.
by Telephony May 1, 2015
Get the piss ant mug.{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
by Telephony May 6, 2015
Get the pussy cleaner mug.This is a chalice mentioned several times on the TV program, "Star Trek: The Next Generation"; it comes from the planet Betazed. It has been described as, "...an old clay pot with mould growing inside it".
The word, "Rixx" is pronounced as though it were spelled, "reeks".
The word, "Rixx" is pronounced as though it were spelled, "reeks".
{Lwaxana Troi}: I am the daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed, heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed and the holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx!
by Telephony May 8, 2015
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