telephony's definitions
When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.
{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably
by Telephony June 7, 2018
Get the Fork you!mug. Melanie got very torqued off when she discovered that her Facebook account had been hacked and subsequently altered to replace her photograph with one of a dead giraffe.
by Telephony June 23, 2011
Get the torqued offmug. Look at that sweepintor go!
The health & beauty aids section has a lot of products in small packages, but that sweepinator knows that they'll bring big bucks at the checkout counter!
The health & beauty aids section has a lot of products in small packages, but that sweepinator knows that they'll bring big bucks at the checkout counter!
by Telephony June 1, 2020
Get the sweepinatormug. Another name for the bunghole, the asshole, the toilet muscle, the butt, the rosebud, the brown starfish, etc. -- the place where turds come from.
So named because it is in the area of the body where one generally leaves a shit (I know it's supposed to be 'takes a shit' but you don't take shits, you LEAVE shits!)
So named because it is in the area of the body where one generally leaves a shit (I know it's supposed to be 'takes a shit' but you don't take shits, you LEAVE shits!)
John didn't want to go to the dollar store with his sister this morning because his poopal area was feeling particularly shitty.
by Telephony July 6, 2013
Get the poopal areamug. That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O
by Telephony May 13, 2013
Get the assrat bastardmug. How one might type the phrase, "fucking busted" into an online BBS or forum in order to bypass the onboard censor found on many of these.
That damn drone is bucking fusted again? What'd ya do this time, crash into a building or something?!?
by Telephony August 2, 2018
Get the bucking fustedmug. What you might call the rock legend, "Johnny Cash"
John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
by Telephony May 14, 2015
Get the Tolietty Moneymug.