{Two guys at a local ice hockey rink}
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
by Telephony March 21, 2012
poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.
Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.
Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.
Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!
by Telephony June 29, 2019
The sound of a bird chirping created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of "house" music.
No actual birds are harmed when synthetic birds are used.
No actual birds are harmed when synthetic birds are used.
by Telephony January 01, 2015
Josh from Seattle is such a urine winged hymenoptera; I really hope he
has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!
has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!
by Telephony July 19, 2014
Perspiration (usually but not always from the pittles) from a sysop {short for, "system operator"}, a person who operates a BBS.
{Julio}: Hey Dave! What's that wet shit on the floor?!?
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.
by Telephony July 20, 2014
An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
by Telephony November 16, 2013
Any of a number of ants that can be found indoors. So-named because they make your fingers smell like micturition (piss) when you squish them. The odour comes primarily from formic acid in the insect's body that is released when you kill it by smashing it between your fingers or squish it between your finger and a wall, sink, floor, etc.
by Telephony May 01, 2015