shat

\shatt\ (V.) Past tense of the word "shit".

{Two guys at a local ice hockey rink}
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?

(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.

{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!

by Telephony March 21, 2012

poop water

poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.

Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.

Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!

by Telephony June 29, 2019

synthetic birds

The sound of a bird chirping created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of "house" music.
No actual birds are harmed when synthetic birds are used.

I listened to a song by some house group a few days ago that had synthetic birds in it.

by Telephony January 01, 2015

urine winged hymenoptera

This is simply a nicer way of saying, "piddle wingless hymenoptera" ("piss ant").

Josh from Seattle is such a urine winged hymenoptera; I really hope he

has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!

by Telephony July 19, 2014

sysop sweat

Perspiration (usually but not always from the pittles) from a sysop {short for, "system operator"}, a person who operates a BBS.

{Julio}: Hey Dave! What's that wet shit on the floor?!?
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.

by Telephony July 20, 2014

pitiful excuse for a used douche

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

by Telephony November 16, 2013

piss ant

Any of a number of ants that can be found indoors. So-named because they make your fingers smell like micturition (piss) when you squish them. The odour comes primarily from formic acid in the insect's body that is released when you kill it by smashing it between your fingers or squish it between your finger and a wall, sink, floor, etc.

I just killed three dozen piss ants in my bathroom lavatory! Now my fingers stink like piss!!! :-O

by Telephony May 01, 2015