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synthetic whistling

Not all dissimilar to synthetic clapping, synthetic birds, synthetic finger popping, etc.
It is the sound of human whistling created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis. Most frequently heard on TV commercials for various & sundry household products; especiall.

No actual lips are injured or otherwise harmed when synthetic whistling is employed.
The Take Control margarine advertisement from the turn of the century had this horrid synthetic whistling in it. Made me want to throw a large tub of frozen Gold & Soft margarine right through my TV set's boob tube and then suck up all of the glass with a bagged upright vaccume cleaner so that the cat doesn't cut her paws on it! :-(
by Telephony May 8, 2015
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piss wiss football

What some people might call pee wee football -- that is, a football program designed for children ages 5 to 15.
So Lee is going to play piss wiss football this year huh? Well good luck with that! Lee has always been shitty at sports!!!
by Telephony May 10, 2015
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Tolietty Money

What you might call the rock legend, "Johnny Cash"

John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
We're going to see Tolietty Money perform at the Gorge Amphitheatre this evening. Wanna join us?
by Telephony May 14, 2015
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Open Mike

A rather unfortunately common misspelling of the phrase, "open mic" which is an event staged by bars & nightclubs allow ordinary people to go onstage and sing, tell dirty jokes, or spout off a bountifully overflowing cornucopia of toilet tongue just to try and liven up an otherwise dull house.

Seen in printed material only (such as a sign in a window); as "open mike" and, "open mic" are pronounced exactly the same.
MAY 31 OPEN MIKE FROM 7 TO 11
by Telephony May 15, 2015
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fag bar

A bar whose entire (or almost entire) clientele consists of homosexuals.
Synonymous with gay bar only more vulgar.
Drake and Josh went to that fag bar in Vegas -- Gipsy I think it was called before Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew went there and fixed it.
by Telephony May 19, 2015
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Air Pigs

What some people refer to the toy company, "Air Hogs" as.
Most excellent flight of my Air Pigs Hawk Eye Blue Sky R/C Airplane with Onboard Camera 05-20-15 (2)

Flight took place over the parking lot of the now-defunct Red Apple Grocery (just across the street from the Quick-E-Mart; now a business known as Shelton Outfitters) near the intersection of Cascade Ave. and Olympic Hwy. N. in Shelton WA. USA on the morning of 05-20-15 (or, "2015 20 May" or even, "May 20, Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature of 52°F (11.1°C), and winds reported as calm with actual observations showing winds gusting out of the SW to 1mph (0.865kts, 1.61kph).

The asshat (***NOT*** assbonnet!!!) in the black shorts, black Metallica shirt, & unzipped blue jacket is the pilot -- me of course. ;-)
by Telephony May 26, 2015
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You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
by Telephony May 30, 2015
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