Definitions by telephony

inappropriate whizzination

When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate whizzination.

inappropriate whizzination by Telephony March 31, 2016

take a plop 

Means the same as the phrases, "leave a shit", "take a dump", "drop a stool", "pinch a loaf", etc.

{Husoos}: Hold on there Jesse! I need to take a plop before we hit the bars!

take a plop by Telephony March 7, 2016

seat belt-a-roonie

What Ned Flanders on The Simpsons calls a seat belt.

{Ned}: Let's see here...key in the ignition, turn it to fire up the motor, seat belt-a-roonie, shift into drive, hands at 10 and 2, floor it!

seat belt-a-roonie by Telephony January 23, 2016

take a plop 

Means the same thing as defecate, leave a shit, take a dump, drop a stool, etc.

John will be here in a short time; he had to go take a plop.

take a plop by Telephony January 17, 2016

Tricker Treat 

What many children think the phrase, "Trick Or Treat" might be spelled; it sounds virtually identical to that phrase hence the confusion.

A group of children dressed in silly costumes rang Eduardo's doorbell on Halloween evening, and said (in near-perfect unison), "Tricker Treat" when he answered. Eduardo slammed the door in their faces, so they egged his brand spanken new Lexus, blew up his mailbox with an M-80, and covered his house with toliet paper.

Tricker Treat by Telephony December 31, 2015

spit diaper 

A partial facemask put on prisoners who have a nasty tendency to spit or hawk loogies at the arresting officer(s), courtroom inhabitants (judge, bailiff, prosecuting attorneys, jury members, court reporter, etc.), prison employees, and so on. Spit diapers fit relatively tightly over the mouth & nose of the offending spitter, and are fastened to the face with thin elastic bands that fit around the ears.

Eduardo kept spitting at the cops, so they gave him a spit diaper right after he had his mugshot.

spit diaper by Telephony December 27, 2015

inappropriate pissination 

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.

inappropriate pissination by Telephony December 20, 2015