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thunderation!

A variant on “What in tarnation?” which itself was a lightening-up of the word “damnation,” “thunderation” was popular in the United States back in the 1830’s and 40’s. It’s time for it to come back.
Thunderation! Who the hell tried to flush a roll of Scottowels down the loo again?!?
by Telephony May 28, 2018
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enemabag

A male version of a douchebag: a despicable person but one who has not yet reached the status of dickhead or mofo.
God, Henry is such an enemabag for stuffing paper towels down all of the toliets in Dorm C.
by Telephony December 13, 2010
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Star Track

The way some people say or write the title, "Star Trek" -- a science fiction series that started in the 1960s and has had a number of spin-off series and movies since then.
If this picture of the Enterprise doesn't look at all familiar, then you must have never seen an episode of Star Track.
by Telephony June 9, 2014
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fudgepacking

What somebody might call, "packing" for a move when they're forced to move frequently.
{From the side of a MeHaul moving box}:

ME-HAUL BOXES ARE SPECIFICALLY SIZED TO MAKE FUDGEPACKING
AND UNLOADING HARDER FOR THE DON'T-IT-YOURSELF F46607.
by Telephony July 3, 2014
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uranator

Somebody who infuses molten glass with an anion oxide of the heavy metal uranium, thus creating Vaseline glass marbles aka. uranated glass marbles -- although other items such as ashtrays, vases, commemorative glass insulators, etc. can be made with it.

Not to be confused with urinal or even urinator.
Hey Bob! Did you know that Husoos is a uranator now?
Yeah, he got a job at the Vaseline glass marble factory about three weeks ago.
by Telephony January 2, 2013
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Fairly EvenParents

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".
Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.
by Telephony February 19, 2015
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TubeHead

Somebody who spends waaaaaayyyyy too much of his or her time watching those stupid dumb cat videos (or a glut of ANY videos for that matter) on YouTube is known as a TubeHead.
{Chris}: Damn, Craig sure spends an awful lot of time watching lightning videos on YouTube doesn't he?
{Dan}: Yeah, Craig is a true-blue total TubeHead!
by Telephony August 13, 2016
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