douchenoozle

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.

Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.

by Telephony December 06, 2011

eternal darnation

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "eternal damnation", which means you'll go to Hell and be poked at with hot pitchforks wielded by Satan and his minions for ever and ever.

I didn't worship Gosh, so now I'm going to go to Heck and receive eternal darnation!

by Telephony July 13, 2014

incredible shitting chihuahua

A chihuahua (breed of dog) that defecates much more than you'd expect a small dog to leave a shit.

Toby is known as the incredible shitting chihuahua because he shits in the yard so much!

by Telephony November 02, 2018

wash

What many people call laundry; e.g. dirty clothes.

Boy am I pooped. I did five loads of wash today.

by Telephony August 15, 2019

poliet taper

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "toliet paper" (aka. bungwipe, rollios, paper toliets, etc.)

{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?

by Telephony May 29, 2016

NSFH

Not Safe For Homosexicles -- a phrase, image, video, or song that has the potential to offend faggots.

{Seen in the description of a YouTube video of a drone flight}:

I also added NSFH (Not Safe For Homosexicles) because one of the songs does have the potential to be mildly offensive to some members of the LGBTQ+ community.

by Telephony June 08, 2021

landing sprigs

The landing gear of a drone or quadcopter. They are often U-shaped, but can often be peg-shaped legs as well.
Chiefly used in the UK, but is seeing more use in the US as of late.

For this flight, I reattached the bucking fusted landing sprigs and gave it a go.

by Telephony May 22, 2019