ted's definitions

fart hammer

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.

when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?

by ted July 4, 2004

crackasian

they think they're caucasian, but they're just asians on crack

"Hello!"
"AAHHHHH, it's a crackasian!"

by Ted April 9, 2005

jay cutler

Vanderbilt quarterback who probably will be a top 10 pick in NFL draft. He beat Tennesee for the first time in like 20 years.

Jay Cutler is number 9

by Ted April 17, 2006

Slip

to inflict shame or grief upon one's self by accident.

Bambi tried to dis' Amit, but he slipped himself.

by Ted March 12, 2003

mo

a skinny piece of garbage who cannot get laid, see also rapist or stalker.

The mo could not get laid so he stalked and then raped a girl.

by ted June 13, 2003

Yes Mate

A song

"Yes mate"

by Ted May 4, 2003

Eetist

noun
1. One whose sense of humor can simply be classified as eet.
2. One who follows the eet way of life, hates shit like Spongebob and kids who listen to Good Charlotte and think of themselves as being so "punk".

Note: Often eetists stick together and hurt and try to destroy Spongebobbist's lives.

"That kid Josh? Yeah man, he's an eetist hardcore."

"Dude, I think Dave Chappelle is an eetist."

by Ted December 2, 2003