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noun
1. One whose sense of humor can simply be classified as eet.
2. One who follows the eet way of life, hates shit like Spongebob and kids who listen to Good Charlotte and think of themselves as being so "punk".

Note: Often eetists stick together and hurt and try to destroy Spongebobbist's lives.
"That kid Josh? Yeah man, he's an eetist hardcore."

"Dude, I think Dave Chappelle is an eetist."
Eetist by Ted December 2, 2003
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A group of people or occult that thinks they are better than some other group, and eletist being a member of the group that thinks they are better and spreads the word to every scrub
I'm an eletist for the PC master race.
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An individual who vehemently decries the consciousness altering preferences of others, while abusing an alternate substance.
Dude, I'm so sick and tired of these sanctimonious hippiecrites and their narco-eletist posturing!
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The location of a strange woman who doesn't speak much english.
I'm in apartment 6.... Eltiste
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A short person, who is a separatist and doesn't play with his friends
Ugh... Brad is such an eltist
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A beautiful name for a damsel in distress. Fuckboys use this phrase when searching for they’re pick-me girl counterpart. It sort of works like a mating call
“EETUSTO! WHERE ARE YOU MY HOE- I MEAN GODDESS!!”
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An artist, but better, or more talented
I am a tattoo ertist, my works are beautiful and nobody regrets having it permanently drawn on their body!
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