tatomuck1's definitions

hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a an actual ball used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!

Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is 3 things going on at the same time. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of someone!

by tatomuck1 August 23, 2009

scary skinny

extremely anorexic. Usually white girls who are obsessed with being as skinny as possible wearing a size zero and often starve themselves and a lot of them have bulimia and puke up their food. A lot of this is going on in Hollywood and with models. Most of these people who are or want to be scary skinny think the slightest bit of fat is ugly. They'd rather die than be fat.

Nicole Richie is "scary skinny"

by tatomuck1 January 22, 2009

click

to unexpectedly hang the phone up on someone

Hello, this is Michael speaking
"CLICK"

by tatomuck1 February 22, 2009

maturity juice

a beverage also known as alcohol

I need some maturity juice to help me mature faster

by tatomuck1 March 16, 2009

suicide stick

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!

Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

Ribeye

By far the best most delicious cut of steak to eat.

I ate a Ribeye steak with fries last night

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

hello

What you always say when you answer the phone

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: hi, is this Kings Pizza show
Person 1: No you have the wrong number
Person 2: Ok, CLICK

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009