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chain smoker

someone who cant just smoke one cigarette in one sitting. When they smoke their first cigarette, they cant just smoke half of it or most of it, they smoke the entire thing till the burning ash is touching their fingers so they could get every single bit of it and then before tossing the already burnt piece of nothing, they take out another cigarette and light the next one with the burning cigarette of nothing in their hands and use that to light that next cigarette so they dont have to waste their already used lighter in case it doesnt work anymore. These people are hopelessly addicted and cant find their fucking life.
I know a chain smoker whos a tar breath shit stinking fuckup
by tatomuck1 April 5, 2009
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FTW

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A-Rod

You are the A-Rod of backgammon.
by tatomuck1 April 10, 2009
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gamble chocolate

A box of chocolates arranged in random order. They are usually bought on Valentines in a box the shape of a heart. There are several pieces of chocolate that all taste different. When you take one chocolate and eat it, you have no idea which ones are good or nasty so you gamble on which chocolate would be the good one. So before you even touch one of them, its going to be a big surprise. If you pick one thats so nasty that you have to spit it out, you lose.
I just got some gamble chocolate and unfortunately, I bit into the one with toothpaste.
by tatomuck1 April 11, 2009
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Free Candy Day

a day also known as Halloween where you go trick or treating and people give you free candy. Sometimes you get tricks instead of treats such as teepeeing houses and egg throwing and poisoning candy
I cant wait for free candy day so I could get more candy
by tatomuck1 April 12, 2009
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Fecalfeliac

Kyle!!!, There is no such thing as Mr Hankey, you Fecalfeliac!
by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009
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hello

What you always say when you answer the phone
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: hi, is this Kings Pizza show
Person 1: No you have the wrong number
Person 2: Ok, CLICK
by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009
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