joygasm

Sudden extreme happiness and joy.
When all six of Dan's lottery numbers were flashed across the screen, his joygasm was so intense he passed out!
by talk2me-JCH2 May 30, 2022
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weak under the rafters

I'm not surprised that he would say something that idiotic. I've always thought he was a little "weak under the rafters"! I think he just proved me right.
by talk2me-JCH2 March 06, 2021
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sunlight won't sweeten trash

Metaphor - It stank yesterday, it stinks today, and will be stinkier tomorrow; you will always be trash
You can put your garbage in a sunny fragrant rose garden but it will still smell putrid. Sunlight won't sweeten trash!
by talk2me-JCH2 August 15, 2022
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water ball

An old/cheaper golf ball that a golfer is not afraid to lose in a water hazard.
I don't want to lose another of my new balls on this hole. Think I'll pull a "water ball" out of my bag this time. If I hit it in the drink, no big loss.
by talk2me-JCH2 August 21, 2022
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Side Shawty

A girlfriend/boyfriend that's being seen secretly when you're not with your significant other/spouse?.
I'm with my Side Shawty more than I'm with my husband. Hence, the reason for my Side Shawty in the first place!
by talk2me-JCH2 January 30, 2021
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Simple Simon

I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021
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pull up

Same as: "hold up", "wait a minute", "stop right there"
Pull up right there boss! Exactly what do you mean by that?
by talk2me-JCH2 July 06, 2022
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