Urban Dictionary: Definitions by talk2me-JCH2

fetch up

I am done for THIS Thanks Giving dinner! If I eat another bite...I'll fetch up all over myself.

fetch up by talk2me-JCH2 December 24, 2020

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What a person has when they feel that not only don't they have to tell the truth, but that the truth doesn't even matter.

My ex is such a fibber. Every time she opens her mouth there is a strong odor of truth decay!

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To complete/finish a project or task.

For the past three hours the Red team has feverously worked on the puzzle and it appears that they are about to run through the tape!

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A clean shirt or blouse that's kept on the back of your desk chair to quickly be presentable for video conferences.

Zoom shirts are likely here to stay since more and more people are working from home due to Covid-19.

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A lie or false statement(s)

Some people will look you straight in the eye and tell you a 'fake truth' without blinking!

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A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

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Absolute truth. Without a doubt. Believe it.

Do I think your boyfriend is cheating on you? Damn skippy he's cheating! I saw him at the Club with another girl!

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