talk2me-JCH2's definitions

have him on elastic

Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!

Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

derring-do

"Daring to do" actions that display heroic courage.

History tells of many brave warriors and tales of derring-do.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 30, 2022

ICVA

I Can't Vote Anymore (on urbDic)

ICVA! My thumb ups (or down)...no longer register on urbDic!!! As a figure skater once said after being hit on her knee with a pipe: "WHHYY!!??"

by talk2me-JCH2 July 20, 2022

go change your pad

When you tell someone to stop being confrontational, stop their drama, put a lid on their nasty attitude, and basically...shut the fuck up!

You know, you need to go change your pad if you want to keep talking to me! I don't have to take your shit! Who do you think you're talking to?!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 12, 2021

Coochie Police

Supreme Court of the United States

Women don't want their reproductive justice rights controlled by the Coochie Police!

by talk2me-JCH2 May 16, 2022

pleasurated

Jazz slang for "pleased".

Host: "Well, Mr. Armstrong, we finally got you on the show!"
Mr. Armstrong: "Yes, and I'm real pleasurated to be here, ha hah!"

by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021

Feces

The astrological sign for a person who is sick and tired of being asked what their astrological sign is.

Woman: "Let me guess, you're Taurus, right?"
Man: "No, actually I'm Feces."

by talk2me-JCH2 May 30, 2022