Eating For Two

One of the most common terms for pegnancy.

My wife is 'eating for two' suddenly. Wait...could she be???

by talk2me-JCH2 March 16, 2022

a fish in a plastic bag

Doomed, with no possibility of surviving.

Under the knee of the police officer, the suspect was likened to a fish in a plastic bag. It was over.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

the pool

the toilet; the restroom; bathroom

If I get a phone call tell them I'm in the pool and will give them a bell later.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 14, 2022

a rinsed ball

A golf ball that after being struck, lands in water (pond, lake, stream, ocean).

Announcer: That ball was hit far right, and is headed towards the creek! He'll be VERY lucky if that does'nt end up "a rinsed ball"!

by talk2me-JCH2 August 22, 2022

Covicide

Refusing to follow the CDC's safety guidelines for protecting yourself against the Covide-19 virus.

I can't believe there are still people determined to commit Covicide by ignoring the safety guidelines by attending large gatherings unmasked!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 14, 2021

Hot Foot Teddy

The name first given to an orphaned little black bear cub rescued from the New Mexico's Capitan Gap Fire of May 4, 1950 by Native American volunteer fire fighters who called themselves the Snowballs. The little bear was later renamed and became the living symbal of Smokey Bear.

Hot Foot Teddy was rescued by the Snowballs, a rookie crew of Native American volunteer firefighters from Taos Pueblo, NM...and NOT by a U.S. Army crew as history has falsely reported.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 16, 2023

winding me up

pranking me; kidding me; fucking with me; bullshitting me.

I don't believe you made this apple pie even though you keep saying you did! I think you're winding me up! LOL

by talk2me-JCH2 August 02, 2021