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Definitions by talk2me-JCH2

Sweet Jeebus! 

An expression said (usually shouted!) when startled, stressed, excited, or in disbelief!
1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!

2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding![
Sweet Jeebus! by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2017

Old Orange Face 

A term for president Donald Trump, used mainly in the black community, where it originated, but also by anti-Trump protesters in general.
President Trump was asked if he was planning nuclear talks with North Korea's Kim Jong Un, and Old Orange Face said he would meet with him for “a hamburger” — No he didn't! I don't believe this guy!
Old Orange Face by talk2me-JCH2 February 3, 2017

A Runner 

A person who runs off stage after Maury reads the DNA test results! When Maury says: "You ARE NOT the father!", women become Runners to the right stage exit. When Maury says: "You ARE the father!", men become Runners to the left stage exit.
Sholanda is still trying to find her daughter's father with the help of the Maury show. She has tested 17 different men, and 17 different times she's been a Runner!
A Runner by talk2me-JCH2 January 28, 2017

renegade turd 

That small piece of turd that remains stuck inside your asshole at the end of a bowel movement, and refuses to come out, no matter how hard you push, or strain.
Oh no! I’m about to miss the final episode of Empire because I’m here on the toilet struggling with this damn renegade turd!
renegade turd by talk2me-JCH2 December 1, 2016
Hey babe, come here quick! There are two guys behind the trash dumpster and one is getting puffed!
puffed by talk2me-JCH2 November 11, 2016

Trumpkin 

A Halloween pumpkin with the face carved in the likeness of Donald Trump.
Oh, look at that pumpkin with the face of Donald Trump carved on it! That's the first "Trumpkin" I've seen this Fall ! LOL
Trumpkin by talk2me-JCH2 October 12, 2016

Protein Dispersion 

When a man ejaculates his semen.
My buddy is taking a 10 day cruise to the Islands where he plans to enjoy the sunny beaches, the beautiful ladies, and hopefully some "Protein Dispersion"!