talk2me-JCH2's definitions

A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.

The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021

the messages

the groceries (Ireland)

I'll be stopping off after work to pick up the messages for dinner. What do you have a taste for?

by talk2me-JCH2 July 7, 2022

dirt cheap

extremely inexpensive; low-priced

I bought this Hoover at a yard sale for a dirt cheap price!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2023

hoejob

A blowjob by a prostitute; by a hoe.

One night, I walked passed a car parked near a curb and a hooker was giving a customer a hoejob! True story!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 22, 2024

chalk talk

A talk or lesson in which the speaker uses a blackboard and chalk.

Before every game the coach gives a last minute chalk talk.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 27, 2023

SPT

Acronym for Standard Porn Time. Time that has a definite beginning, but an indefinite ending! Often, time can be oblivious to a person on SPT!

Dudee, I'm sorry I wasn't at the station to pick you up, but you know I function on SPT! I couldn't stop watching a hot porn movie! Time went right over my head! lol

by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021

Booty stash

That little plastic bag of cannabis that cops find tucked between a suspect's butt cheeks.; That little bag of ganja/pills tucked in your panties/briefs when you're at the Club.

I wonder if you can tell what a person had for lunch by the smell of a joint rolled from his/her Booty stash? Or would it just smell like shit, or even a UTI? hmm? Inquiring minds..... 🤔

by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022