talk2me-JCH2's definitions

go change your pad

When you tell someone to stop being confrontational, stop their drama, put a lid on their nasty attitude, and basically...shut the fuck up!

You know, you need to go change your pad if you want to keep talking to me! I don't have to take your shit! Who do you think you're talking to?!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 12, 2021

chair dancing

When Senior citizens dance without standing or getting out of their chairs.

People with physical limitations get down by chair dancing at parties and having fun with everyone else.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 14, 2022

have him on elastic

Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!

Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

derring-do

"Daring to do" actions that display heroic courage.

History tells of many brave warriors and tales of derring-do.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 30, 2022

sick as pig shit

an absolute looney-bird; crazier than a person on flakka

Man, that dude is sick as pig shit, a real bonehead!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 2, 2022

belgard

A loving, amorous, or affectionate glance.

I stole a belgard at my wife's big butt when she wasn't looking! Oh yeah, she's a keeper! 😋

by talk2me-JCH2 August 24, 2022

Up to 90

Flat out busy doing something.

wifey: Busy day? You look beat!
hubby: Things went about normal up to midday then the bottom seemed to fall out! I was Up to 90 for the remainder of the day.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2022