talk2me-JCH2's definitions

hoejob

A blowjob by a prostitute; by a hoe.

One night, I walked passed a car parked near a curb and a hooker was giving a customer a hoejob! True story!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 22, 2024

A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.

The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021

belgard

A loving, amorous, or affectionate glance.

I stole a belgard at my wife's big butt when she wasn't looking! Oh yeah, she's a keeper! 😋

by talk2me-JCH2 August 24, 2022

Up to 90

Flat out busy doing something.

wifey: Busy day? You look beat!
hubby: Things went about normal up to midday then the bottom seemed to fall out! I was Up to 90 for the remainder of the day.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2022

afflicted

Sick, mentally impaired, troubled

She accused the boy of stealing her phone when actually she had left her phone in a cab! This woman is obviously afflicted, and self centered.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

sapient

wise, or attempting to appear wise

Humans are considered to be the most sapient creatures on earth.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 19, 2022

Camera Cackle

The high pitched fake laughter every camera person makes when the subject of a video has a fail, especially resulting in injury.

The videos on Ridiculousness must have the same camera person. Regardless of the fail, it always sounds like the same idiotic camera cackle! Even when the fail is painfully not funny!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 28, 2021