Give-a-shit-Ometer

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.
Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!
by talk2me-JCH2 December 28, 2022
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Bury your head in the sand

A well known idiom that means to ignore one's problems. The idiom is largely attributed (falsely) to the ostrich.
Bury your head in the sand means (in theory) that if you can' t see your problems, they can't see you!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 11, 2023
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Squirrel

A promiscuous man-whore, who constantly seeks sexual pleasure which he calls a "nut".
I was beginning to think you were unlike the other cheating men of my past until you hit on my sister. You're nothing but a Squirrel, just like all the others !
by talk2me-JCH2 May 07, 2017
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making sausage

Having a bowel movement.
I can't come to the phone right now! I'm in the loo "making sausage"!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 05, 2021
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va-j-j

We're not suppose to see a lady's va-j-j.
by talk2me-JCH2 February 25, 2022
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Camera Cackle

The high pitched fake laughter every camera person makes when the subject of a video has a fail, especially resulting in injury.
The videos on Ridiculousness must have the same camera person. Regardless of the fail, it always sounds like the same idiotic camera cackle! Even when the fail is painfully not funny!
by talk2me-JCH2 January 29, 2021
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sustainability

The ability to achieve, and sustain a male erection.
At my age, sustainability is not a concern! Achievment is my greatest concern!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 22, 2021
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