talk2me-JCH2's definitions

water watcher

a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.

A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

old salt in a new shaker

SAME SALT...nothings changed but the shaker.

I would be careful about believing all the new upgrades he

promises. He has been known to put old salt in a new shaker.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 9, 2023

pea in a pod

A fairly common way of saying a woman is pregnant.

My wife and I will attend the party tonight, but with her having a 'pea in a pod'... we won't stay long I'm sure.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 15, 2022

Squidbilly

A goofball cartoon character in human form; a real live member of the animated Cuylers family.

A Squidbilly will ride his motorcycle with no helmet, short sleeve shirt, short pants and sandals! A real dumb fuck!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 2, 2023

No mayo tuna fish

Describes the odor coming from a person's unclean private parts (either gender).

At the gym today, I changed my mind about riding the excercise bike because the odor coming from the seat smelled like 'no mayo tuna fish'!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 28, 2022

face diaper

slang for face mask

I sneezed really violenty and felt a chunk of snot shoot out! Good thing I was wearing a face diaper! Nobody saw it.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022

stepped off the Golden

Figuratively: When a person commits suicide; literally: When a person jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Sit down, I've got some bad news! CJ has "stepped off the Golden"! Investigators estimate it happened early this morning.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021