marriage

A major interruption to finding true love.

I was married for 11 months exactly! That marriage was nothing but a major interruption to finding true love!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 05, 2022

dung pudding

Just about anything real or imagined that's a crock of shit!

The classic recipe for dung pudding starts with a crockpot full of shit.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 11, 2023

you better check your face!

You need to get that threatening look off your face. NOW!

Dude, stop looking at me like you're shooting bullets! I don't know what your problem is, but "you better check your face!" You don't know me!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 13, 2021

Salad dressing

When semen is ejaculated on a woman's anus and pussy.

i've been tossing your salad for the last 30 minutes, now I'm going to put some salad dressing all over it!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021

Banana Roll

Describes the excess fat stored on the back of human thighs just beneath the buttocks.

Banana Rolls can be eliminated with liposuction surgery.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2022

sick as a dog

People often associate a sick dog with eating grass and vomiting globs of whatever.

I drank too much last night and spent an hour with my head over the toilet bowl, sick as a dog!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

Covicide

Refusing to follow the CDC's safety guidelines for protecting yourself against the Covide-19 virus.

I can't believe there are still people determined to commit Covicide by ignoring the safety guidelines by attending large gatherings unmasked!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 13, 2021