talk2me-JCH2's definitions

My fate is Doom!

Words of a dying man.

He knew his life was about to end as he groaned "My fate is Doom!"

by talk2me-JCH2 March 31, 2021

Give me a bell

Give me a phone call; give me a ring.

Give me a bell as soon as you get home. I won't go to bed until I get your ring.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

Bladder Flush

Beer

Bartender: Another beer Mr.Oz?
Mr. Oz: No, I've had enough bladder flush for tonight. Would you call me a cab please.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

renegade turd

That small piece of turd that remains stuck inside your asshole at the end of a bowel movement, and refuses to come out, no matter how hard you push, or strain.

Oh no! I’m about to miss the final episode of Empire because I’m here on the toilet struggling with this damn renegade turd!

by talk2me-JCH2 December 1, 2016

womenomics

The female shift in business. The idea that women play a critical role in economical growth.

Womenomics ensure women's full and effective participation and equal opportunities for leadership at all levels of the decision making in business or otherwise.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 8, 2022

straidy lady

A heterosexual female; a strait female; a non-gay female.

The woman in the rear who keeps yawning at my jokes must be a "straidy lady"! When she bought her ticket, she must not have known that I'm a lesbIan comedian! Wake Up!!! (LOL!)

by talk2me-JCH2 March 26, 2021

truth decay

What a person has when they feel that not only don't they have to tell the truth, but that the truth doesn't even matter.

My ex is such a fibber. Every time she opens her mouth there is a strong odor of truth decay!

by talk2me-JCH2 December 20, 2020