Definitions by tOmmy

splif 

The most beautifully awesome word ever

I wasn't very sure about the young lady I was entertaining myself with...until she pulled a splif out of her purse.

splif by tommy July 19, 2004

mo fo

Comes from the Latin root Mattus-La-Menacius, which was lost in translation several times to become mo fo. Mattus-La-Menacius was a Roman Centurion / dick sucker from 200 BC.

Legend has it that his descendance still lives on today in the canadian city of Montreal. They headed overseas in the 18th century after being banned from their countries for indecent behaviour, which is supposedly still going on today.

Calling someone a mo fo is the worst insult, yet quite a compliment for Mattus-La-Menacius...

Love ya Matt

Look at the Mo Fo... he seems to be screwing his sister...

mo fo by Tommy July 9, 2004

hunked

When your drunk and high...try it out, was created at the famous hawkestone campground

People at hawkestone

hunked by Tommy July 9, 2004

undertaker 

one bad-ass wrestler from the wwe(World Wrestling Entertainment)

Woah! Did you just see undertaker chokeslam that bitch!

undertaker by Tommy June 20, 2004

Tommy & d*Kid 

Neo-anglo phrase for two kick-ass detectives consisting of one seriously cool guy and one seriously cool girl. Origin - most probably 21 st century.

"Everyone run home and lock up... Tommy and d*Kid are out and about.... muahahahahaha"

Tommy & d*Kid by Tommy May 24, 2004

house 

The most desired thing by people who attend raves.

"I can give you sex, I can give you drugs and what I certaintly can give you is House!...Sex and drugs and House!"

house by Tommy May 21, 2004

blue balls 

1.The swelling of the the testicles brought about by a number of reasons harboring excruciating pain and sorrow
2.The only crime worse than rape

contrary to popular belief, it can NOT always be relieved by getting off.

blue balls by Tommy May 19, 2004